Can we just pitch a reality show where all the bukkake boys live together in one house? It's like bukkake boy drama is all I hear about lately. Who the heck is Rocker? See what I mean? There's a story here, people. Mr. Whip has to be on. I don't know if he's a mope or what, but I feel like he's the protagonist link to the bukkake underground in some way and he writes like he has an accent. Maybe he's an agent. Do bukkake boys use agents? I mean, other than delousing agents? This show's gonna be awesome. I can feel it.