Keep telling yourself that and it will seem true. Freud knows better and so do I. Your post clearly indicates your vexation at choosing between 2 men. "Product" was never mentioned. Your rainbow flag flying case is dismissed.

I'm choosing to keep doing my thing. As Don Corleone said in The Godfather, "since our interests don't conflict, I don't have a problem with you."

Now, getting back to Dylan, I'd like to warn people that she puts baby oil on her ass. It becomes quite slippery and hard to grab. It may make your tongue slide more easily into her hole. More data needs to be collected.