Quote: i spent yesterday afternoon with a woman who has fourteen children. they treat her like royalty at my kids' school. she bakes pies from scratch every day, and bakes her own bread. they live on a farm and raise pigs. she drives one of those bigass vans and right now it has a christmas wreath on the front. i swear though her vagina was making noises, not making this up.
I think after 14, her cooch would be incapable of making noise. At this point, it maybe permanently stay open and just completely dry out.