Look at the plastic sheet on the floor...it's just like that scene in 'Goodfellas' where Joe Pesci thinks he's getting made but instead is getting whacked.

Someone should get one of these fake erect/ejaculating penises as Ryan Knox's Christmas gift. I think it could make a real difference in his 'career', but I'd only give it 48 hours max before it is horribly melted or warped after he has tried to use it as a makeshift bong or pipe.