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#277515 - 09/26/07 03:27 PM
rainy day
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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I got rained out from work today and found myself with a few hours to kill and did something I haven't done in a long time. I put a porn tape in the VCR and sat down to enjoy an old fav VHS. As I got into the old couch and remote routine I found myself missing the days before dvds and internet porn.
Those days of searching. Driving. Weeding out which convenience stores sold good tapes and which were just shit stock. An occasional trip to the local porn that didn't yet have the big neon lights flashing in the window; they were still covered in paper and in the darker corners of town.
I look forward to being a parent one day, so I can bitch to my son that, in my day, we had to work for our pornography.
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#277516 - 09/26/07 03:42 PM
Re: rainy day
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
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I look forward to being a parent one day, so I can bitch to my son that, in my day, we had to work for our pornography.
Back in the day, circa 1978, I had to drive 1.5 hours to another town (my town banned porno movies and we had a motivated DA) just to watch movies shown in a big old empty theatre that smelled like piss and sperm (most of you who read this board can just sniff your underwear to see what that combo smells like). They showed two movies per week and you just had to hope they might be strokeable, cause there was no such thing yet as a porn guide or reviews. I'd take an old hoodie in to lay over my dick, er, lap and make my way down to a seat near the front, trying not to make eye contact with the faggos that hung out in the lobby. And if you sat in the back, that meant you wanted some "action" (shudder). You really haven't lived until you've seen a 50-foot dick penetrating a 51-foot vagina. But that was all there was and we loved it.
Also, the projector in this place would freeze and the film would burn up in mid-coitus at least once per visit, so then they'd bring the house lights up (horrors) and you'd get to sit there in mild uncomfortableness while the old guy who ran the projector spliced the film back together.
The only thing that made these trips worth it were Annette Haven, Leslie Bovee, Desire Coustea, etc. Even if their pubic regions did look like they were smuggling a dead possum.
Ah, memories.I swear the porn was hotter back then, if only because you had to make such an effort to get in front of it.
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#277517 - 09/27/07 01:52 AM
Re: rainy day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Kids these days don't appreciate anything. Wanna see tits? There's youtube. Forget tits; just download anal fisting from your phone while waiting for your mom to pick you up from soccer practice. Back in my day, we had to buy tickets for Breakfast Club and sneak into Risky Business and sit through at least 45 mins just to see one tit. I'd ride my bike 2 miles to the store to sneak a 3 second look at Playboy before getting kicked out by the manager. There was so much damn bush, you couldn't see anything anyway. Watching actual porn scenes meant tracking down whose parents had a VCR and pray they had porn or even strokeworthy porn and waiting for them to leave us kids alone one night and pray my parents wouldn't call the house, asking to speak to an adult. 
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#277520 - 09/28/07 03:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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take that fucking annoying gif out of your sig
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