I don't know if such a thought has been conceived, but I have a new idea for reality porn.
Get some unhibited whore, with the ability to gape, to take a Louisville Slugger up her cunt. Ram it in there, good & tight. Have two dozen or more random ex-cons waiting at bay jerking their lil' stiffies to excitation. Remove the ballbat from said whore's snatch, and let the cons dump their DNA into the gaping girlie-hole like the sperm-filled toilet that she is. 9 months later, the whore gives birth, and a paternity test is taken to determine who the father is. The whore & winner (her baby daddy) get $1-million and run off into the sunset happily ever after.
The only thing stopping this is an abortion prior to airing the results. Com'on, let's get 'er done!
Edited by jack_schitt (09/25/07 08:36 PM)
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