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Christian, you really should write a book when you get out.
And, Bornyo, I'd rather have a midget fucker who had intelligence and ability teaching our skills than these 3 bimba-lee teachers from Michigan with theire teens I ran into last month.
AT 44th & 5th.
Teacher 1: Can you help us. We're trying to go to the Empire State Building.
FatFuck: Straight down, 10 blocks. 34th Street. It's the big building. [I always assume I am part of the NY experience.]
Teacher 1: How far a walk is that?
FatFuck: 10 blocks. [slightly irriated NY tone as required by law].
Teacher 2: How long is a block?
FatFuck: There are 20 blocks to a mile.
Teacher 1: So that would be ... [braindead shiksa eyelock]
FatFuck: Half a mile [a bit irritated and in disbelief].
Teacher 3: You did that so fast! Are you a scientist? [might be some Central MI slang meaning dirty jew]
Many of the kids took my picture as I posed with 2 of the teachers as requested. I tried to look imposing to aid in their telling of the tale back in whitebread, MI.
Funny shit here fatfuck, this made me laugh too...
I used to love giving people directions when I lived in L.A. in the mid-to-late 90s before everyone knew how to use Mapquest. I'd borrow a page from the black janitor in Spinal Tap trying to direct Nigel, David and derrick behind the stage in Cleveland.
"Okay, you are going to come to this really confusing interchange and are going to have to move 5 (FIVE) lanes over in, like, 3.5 seconds in order to make the 60 Fwy on ramp, etc etc etc...."
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