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#268185 - 08/17/07 05:03 PM The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Make up a series of multiple-choice questions we can fashion into a type of quiz concerning our douchebag-of-the-minute Steve Lockwood.

Here we go...




you get the idea...

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#268186 - 08/17/07 05:17 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268187 - 08/17/07 06:49 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268188 - 08/17/07 08:14 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268189 - 08/18/07 12:29 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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And the LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES pays their respects to me once again. Another whole thread about li'l ol' me? I'm flattered. You guys wake up, brush your tooth, and have a nice jack to me EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING. don't ya, homos? But the more you post about me the more you prove your OBSESSION, it makes it undeniable. So keep obsessing, ye morbidly obese Willie and Don, your fat related coronary heartattacks shouldn't be too far off. I'll piss on your graves....

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#268190 - 08/18/07 01:44 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268191 - 08/18/07 02:39 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268192 - 08/18/07 03:37 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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(singing) More, more., morrrrre.... How do you like it? How do you like it?"

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#268193 - 08/18/07 04:07 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268194 - 08/18/07 04:50 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187478420Jim B.">
<p>With which seminal Punk Rocker can Lockwood best be compared
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Dee Dee Ramone
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Joey Ramone
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Johnny Ramone
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />Sanjaya
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





Is that you Raoul, sweetie?

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#268195 - 08/18/07 05:12 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268196 - 08/18/07 05:26 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187482379Jim B.">
<p>Which of these items has NOT been inserted up Kurt's ass:
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Big Black Dildo
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Tranny Cock
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Elephant trunk
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />A Grammy
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





Hmm, isn't that a trick question?
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#268197 - 08/18/07 05:36 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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It's a "Gimmie," Don. Skurt will never see a Grammy.

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#268198 - 08/18/07 07:02 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268199 - 08/18/07 08:45 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187473154Willie D">
<p>Steve F suffers from which mental disorders?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Obsessive Compulsive
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Schizophrenic Delusions of Grandeur
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />Napoleon's Disease
<input type="radio" name="option" value="5" />Roid Rage
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





you forgot " your alt-id"

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#268200 - 08/19/07 05:10 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Which shoot was it that Lockwood made a Freudian slip and asked the girl to stick her cock up his ass so he could get wood? And did "she"?
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#268201 - 08/19/07 06:17 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Kurt Lockwood is


.... [lukeford]making love out of nothing at all [/lukeford]


Yes! Yesssss! I own your ass today Kurt! Top that! Hah! Ha HA! God I am so fucking good.....wait let me check <flex> ...Yep I am SUCH a fucking wheelchair god.
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#268202 - 08/19/07 06:22 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

It's a "Gimmie," Don. Skurt will never see a Grammy.




It's possible one of his "clients" could have one and allow it to be used that way. You never stated that the Grammy would have been his, only that it would have joined countless other objects penetrating his ass.
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#268203 - 08/19/07 07:12 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

It's a "Gimmie," Don. Skurt will never see a Grammy.




It's possible one of his "clients" could have one and allow it to be used that way. You never stated that the Grammy would have been his, only that it would have joined countless other objects penetrating his ass.




I believe that would make it a Rammy.
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#268204 - 08/19/07 10:01 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

It's possible one of his "clients" could have one and allow it to be used that way.




You think too much of the Twink, Don. His "clients" are too low-rent to have ever won a Grammy.

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#268205 - 08/19/07 10:30 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Which shoot was it that Lockwood made a Freudian slip and asked the girl to stick her cock up his ass so he could get wood? And did "she"?




Man, what?

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#268206 - 08/19/07 11:02 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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steve, we've all heard the story about how you purchased your mother her "dream home" back in maryland. how does she feel about her son taking fake cock up his butt and eating his own cum? does she share this information with her girlfriends when she talks about her son, the 'actor'?and does your father still love you or does he think you're a flaming homo? thanks, gigi
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#268207 - 08/19/07 12:42 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

steve, we've all heard the story about how you purchased your mother her "dream home" back in maryland. how does she feel about her son taking fake cock up his butt and eating his own cum? does she share this information with her girlfriends when she talks about her son, the 'actor'?and does your father still love you or does he think you're a flaming homo? thanks, gigi





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#268208 - 08/19/07 01:36 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

You think too much of the Twink, Don. His "clients" are too low-rent to have ever won a Grammy.



That's an interesting thought; that I think too highly of him. You may be right but his clients could have also stolen one of the awards from someone in the music industry too. I was considering starting a poll for what were his best emailed quotes to me but I found there were too many to pick from (my current quote summing up why his slavering fangirls are so lame to follow him off a cliff) but I'm trying to milk them out for lasting mileage.
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#268209 - 08/19/07 05:56 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread *DELETED*
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Edited by azul7 (08/19/07 06:08 PM)

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#268210 - 08/19/07 06:05 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

LOOSERS



nice "speeling"
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#268211 - 08/19/07 06:06 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread *DELETED*
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#268212 - 08/19/07 06:10 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread *DELETED*
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#268213 - 08/19/07 06:13 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Quote:
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LOOSERS


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nice "speeling"


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Yes, nice SpeLing
Idiot.





nice "eedit"

Don't mess with GiGi

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#268214 - 08/19/07 06:58 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Si lo prefieres te lo digo en mi idioma gilipoyas, que no eres mas tonto porque no puedes, vete a chuparla.




You're calling GiGi an idiot just because she doesn't speak Spanish?

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#268215 - 08/19/07 09:11 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:


You're calling GiGi an idiot just because she doesn't speak Spanish?





I hope that's a joke.
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#268216 - 08/19/07 10:20 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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ooops... that was easy! azul7 aka nvidia (Spanish for envy) literally melted away and disappeared through an act of self annihilation... delete... delete...



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#268217 - 08/20/07 01:25 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Si lo prefieres te lo digo en mi idioma gilipoyas, que no eres mas tonto porque no puedes, vete a chuparla.




You're calling GiGi an idiot just because she doesn't speak Spanish?




I missed this thread. If you were calling GiGi a tonto , your a pendejo. You should've known you used the masculine form of the verb instead of the feminine. Here's something you might understand. Estrangulese en una verga de herpes.
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#268218 - 08/20/07 01:46 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Nobody fucks with GiGi asshole.
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#268219 - 08/20/07 02:11 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Where is Kurt Lockwood in 10 years?

Playing guitar with Stevie Vai and touring the US
Hosting 60 minutes at CBS
Marrid and 3 children with Oprah
Selling blow-jobs at the para-militia in Texas and Oklahomo

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#268220 - 08/20/07 02:12 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Gigi Offline
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no hablo espanol, so somebody-o tell me-o whatthefuck-o he said-o! gracias. oh, and thank you all for defending my honor-o
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#268221 - 08/20/07 02:15 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Hey Gigi, I didn't know you were cunnilingual.
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#268222 - 08/20/07 02:19 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Hey Gigi, I didn't know you were cunnilingual.


i'm actually quite fluent in greek.
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#268223 - 08/20/07 02:23 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I can give you 50 reasons why this is a good thing.
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#268224 - 08/20/07 02:33 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268225 - 08/20/07 02:41 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Conky Offline
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Anyone else remember the phrase "Bo Knows"

Just sayin'.
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#268226 - 08/20/07 05:14 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Anyone else remember the phrase "Bo Knows"



I wonder who might have tipped him off that Steve was effectively trashing his company with all the negative publicity?
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"I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again

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#268227 - 08/20/07 06:04 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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You don't think Bo browses XPT (and ADT, for that matter) every now and then? I would, in his shoes.

In any event, He's back. The wood shed must have meant nothing to him.

It's 9:00 now in NYC. Lets see how long it takes him to get to the Cage.

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#268228 - 08/20/07 06:49 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

In any event, He's back. The wood shed must have meant nothing to him.



I wonder what Stevie would say if I told him I had an email this morning from his boss?!? I won't betray a confidence but I know that our lackluster poster child for mental disorders would probably be screaming out loud if he saw the contents of said email.
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"I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again

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#268229 - 08/20/07 06:56 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187469875Jim B.">
<p>What phrase has Lockwood uttered most since his arrival?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />I make more in an hour than you make all year
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />You're morbidly obese and obsessed with me
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Hater!!!
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />Please, PLEASE stick it in my ass
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





Add this one: HI, RAOUL!

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#268230 - 08/20/07 06:59 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Which shoot was it that Lockwood made a Freudian slip and asked the girl to stick her cock up his ass so he could get wood? And did "she"?




Fuck yeah! I wanna know, too. Maybe she could've just slipped a finger in there for good measure. You fucking sexual neophytes. I'm laughing at how conservative you haters are. And you do gross bukakke movies? Besides, I suspect your obsession with that part of my sexuality is secretly masking some hiddes bones in your own closets. To wit: the lady doth protest too much methinks. That's from Hamlet, you illiterate scum.

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#268231 - 08/20/07 07:00 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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56 minutes. Must still be groggy from crashing.

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#268232 - 08/20/07 07:00 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Kurt Lockwood is


.... [lukeford]making love out of nothing at all [/lukeford]


Yes! Yesssss! I own your ass today Kurt! Top that! Hah! Ha HA! God I am so fucking good.....wait let me check <flex> ...Yep I am SUCH a fucking wheelchair god.




Oh, Crippie-boy, you're starting to come apart.... Is that your wheels I hear squeakin? Give it to me, Burgie! STAND AND DELIVER!

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#268233 - 08/20/07 07:04 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268234 - 08/20/07 07:08 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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The legion should take an IQ test instead of this...

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