in case you need to put a new spark into that tired relationship of yours:

http://www.69sexualpositions.com/positions/

Sadly, lately I have only been using the hand on cock position (yes, my own hand and my own cock).

switch hands it spices it up! or give yourself a "stranger"

Kami, I thought I knew a lot but I guess not, What the heck is a "Stranger"?

hahah I ripped it from the chapelle show, its when you sit on your hand till it's numb and then touch yourself with it, its from his lil john skit.

WHAT?...WHAT?....WHAT?.......YEAH!
Got to love anyone who watches Dave's show. You go girl.

I kind of like the "straddling tit fuck" but then again, I'll take titty fucking anyway I can get it.

As a busy, on-the-go producer I have very little time to date civilian chicks. But, when I do, I often brush up on my dating moves by watching JM videos like Gag Factor .

I'm a big fan of the Nose Pinch in particular. However, much to my disappointment, this moves never goes over well. I'm often scolded, slapped, and made to feel like some kind of asshole. It's really unfair. It's not like i don't say thank you afterwards. Sometimes, I even drop them off at the bus stop (if its on my way home). I don't even freak out when they puke in my car!

I'm thinking of giving up on civilian girls. Unless, the romantic minds on porntalk have some advice to offer. And, yes, I've tried duct tape and dope.

Aaaaw cool, don't tell me it's Grip jumping on porntalk in between Army takes? Just don't bother using these complex positions in a video stick to doggy, missionary, reverse cowgirl and you can't miss. I know you now this already, but since you were asking just forget civilian chicks unless they got a bigger porn collection than you do.