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#260653 - 07/27/07 02:37 PM
Re: Luke Is Everywhere
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Cryin, your time here on XPT is like your time in the real world: you contribute nothing.
Real porn, huh? That's it Ryan, you live one day at a time, from job to job, looking forward to that day when you can retire on a big fat pension.
Oh, my bad!
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#260655 - 07/28/07 12:22 PM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Moxie, stop trying to be a nice guy and spare his feelings. Ryan has neither Dignity nor Feelings, nor has he ever had them. All he has is a vague, tenuous anthropomorphic illusion of humanity which isn't even enough to be degraded by JM anymore.
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#260656 - 07/30/07 11:39 AM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 55
Loc: Corner of Canoga and Saticoy
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My, haven't we gotten off topic; let's stay focused people. Here's one more reason why you-know-who is a complete dipshit. From his weak (used to be a lot stronger) site last week, this burning issue of the day: “Why mainstream movies are sexy, and porn movies aren’t†The silly shit seems obsessively compelled to wage his silly, futile Jihad against Adult (what is his problem with XXX?; Holly – insights please) at every chance, but as we all know, porn is waay sexier than mainstream, and porn whores, at least a lot of ‘em, are waay hotter than most mainstream stars, who they have supplanted as contemporary culture’s real Sex Goddesses. There isn't a single mainstream star I'd rather do than say, a Perfect Eleven such as Briana Banks, for example. Sexual repression is a sad, pathological thing, isn't it? Hey Edsel, have you considered therapy? Speaking of sexual repression, I read that eminent psychotherapist Albert Ellis, the author of numerous books, including, most prominently – hey Ford, listen up, here - Sex Without Guilt, recently passed. I take it that dips hit never read Ellis. Well, it’s never too late. Who knows? Maybe he is curable, though I kind of doubt it. Finally... Quote:
My problem with you is that, well, your material sucks. It's not funny,
Jimbo, studies suggest that people who have a disproportionate need to laugh are chronically depressed. Have you considered therapy? Prozac? Or - I didn't really want to say it, but… - simply ending it all?
P.S. - Dude, "Rommel," though obviously white trash, is clearly winnin' your little spat. Shouldn't let him push your buttons so easily for all to see. Might have to swoop in and bail out your thoroughly kicked ass. Wow, politics really do make strange bedfellows...
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#260657 - 07/30/07 12:47 PM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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My, haven't we gotten off topic; let's stay focused people. Here's one more reason why you-know-who is a complete dipshit.
Because he posts disturbing stuff like this, about French porn for example:
"Raffaëla also wrote about the sexual exploitation of women and the human suffering she has witnessed in the porno industry, including the case of Eastern European women, who are trafficked into the French porno industry (these women are poor and forced to "work" to pay their pimps):
"I consider those scenes [of double and triple penetration] as real "hardcore" […].
Other girls got worse. Starting with double vaginal penetration, double anal penetration, then both at the same time.
Imagine four guys, north-south, east-west, and the girl on doggie-style, barely able to breathe, during a two-minute close-up, the minimal time required […].
I’ve seen those girls [from Eastern Europe] suffering and crying […].
Imagine a girl with no experience, not speaking the [same] language, far away from her home, sleeping at a hotel or on the set. She’s got to do a double penetration, a vaginal fisting, along with an anal fisting, sometimes both at the same time, a hand up her ass, sometimes too.
At the end, you’ve got a girl in tears who’s pissing blood because of lesions, and who generally shits herself because noboby explained to her that she needed an enema.[…]
After the scene which they are not allowed to interrupt, and anyway nobody listens to them, the girls get two hours to rest."
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#260659 - 08/01/07 07:51 PM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 55
Loc: Corner of Canoga and Saticoy
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Yet another reason:
August 1, 2007, 2:38 PM
Why Do Porn Chicks Get So Bent Out Of Shape About Animals?
By LUKE IS BACK |
Because they are not fulfilling their biological imperative to reproduce.
Once you have kids, it’s harder to obsess about things that don’t matter much.
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Biology not your strong suit, Einstein? We're all animals and all the products of evolution. Yet, only homo sapiens kill for pleasure and are solely responsible among the various species for horrors such as various genocides down through the centuries. I prefer the company of cats and dogs to most humans, except of course, porn whores, who are the human race's most highly evolved members, its crowning achievement.
Seems to me you should be praising Carmen. Isn't compassion high up on religion's list of virtues? Only you, due to your tunnel-visioned, irrational hatred of porn, lack the objectivity to praise an obvious good thing when you see it. Instead, you twist it into something negative. You're pathetic and loathsome. And once more, on the wrong side of an issue.
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#260660 - 08/01/07 08:01 PM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I think you're taking Luke a little too seriously.
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#260661 - 08/02/07 03:44 AM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Anonymous
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Ah, King, remember it's Bippy. He wants post "Profound Truths"
He's never heard the wisdom of Dr. Travieso:
"You want serious, go over to AZT. They are as serious as they get. No sense of humor there."
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#260662 - 08/24/07 05:57 PM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Registered: 05/05/07
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G'day, mates. It's the old Rev. Desmond Ford here, popping back in for a spot of rancor and Vegemite. My gay son Luke Ford and his brother are like chalk and cheese, I reckon. I still don't understand how my loins could have produced such a fair-dinkum dimwit as Luke. He recently cried like a girl and announced that porn actress Taylor Wane "attacked" him. I saw the video, and in Australia, we call that a handshake. I must say, I could take on a bit of that Taylor Wane myself. And she'd know it, too, by cracky! My faggot son Luke Ford should be grabbed by the scruff of his miserable neck, knocked about, and have his ears boxed for his woeful whingeing. I'd do it myself - Lord knows, I've tried in the past - but since I have a Sunday sermon to compose, I was wondering if you fine XPT gents could sort the boy out in my stead. I'd be very grateful; it'd be ANZAC biscuits and milk for all you lads! I'll be back soon with some further bulletins regarding my gay son Luke Ford and his buggering antics with his childhood friend WAYNE CHERRY. I have a story involving a kookaburra that'll disturb the lot of you, I promise! Carry on, gents -- here's mud in your tankard!
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#260663 - 08/26/07 07:18 PM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 55
Loc: Corner of Canoga and Saticoy
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G'day, mates. It's the old Rev. Desmond Ford here, popping back in for a spot of rancor and Vegemite. My gay son Luke Ford and his brother are like chalk and cheese, I reckon. I still don't understand how my loins could have produced such a fair-dinkum dimwit as Luke. He recently cried like a girl and announced that porn actress Taylor Wane "attacked" him. I saw the video, and in Australia, we call that a handshake. I must say, I could take on a bit of that Taylor Wane myself. And she'd know it, too, by cracky! My faggot son Luke Ford should be grabbed by the scruff of his miserable neck, knocked about, and have his ears boxed for his woeful whingeing. I'd do it myself - Lord knows, I've tried in the past - but since I have a Sunday sermon to compose, I was wondering if you fine XPT gents could sort the boy out in my stead. I'd be very grateful; it'd be ANZAC biscuits and milk for all you lads! I'll be back soon with some further bulletins regarding my gay son Luke Ford and his buggering antics with his childhood friend WAYNE CHERRY. I have a story involving a kookaburra that'll disturb the lot of you, I promise! Carry on, gents -- here's mud in your tankard!
Ah, the good Rev., you're back. And none too soon, I might add. You see, Jim B's chronic depression had once more set in, this time worse than ever. But your sparkling genius wit has again given him much-prayed-for blessed relief, fleeting as it is. So, you come back real soon now, you hear?
Now, back on topic. Bring me the head of Puke Whored!
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"I can relate to Larry Craig. Like the good senator from Idaho, I am not gay, but I do like, on occasion, to prowl airport men's rooms for a little hot man-on-man action. Again, that doesn't make me gay."
-Jamesn
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#260665 - 09/07/07 09:45 AM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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I don't know if this makes Luke a Dipshit or is just further evidence of an extreme Psychosis.
HE SEEMS TO BE CYBER STALKING HIS EX GIRLFRIEND HOLLY RANDALL
And TODAY he repost a Holly Emotional Recollection of how she felt on Her birthday.
It's a trend I've notice before posting on this site. I really didn't know they were formerly intimate. I just thought they had some working relationship. I did think that his posting about her rehab was quite odd. However in the last 48 hours he has reposted some thing she has posted on his "BLOG". First she posted some old news about Cythera on XPT and He reposted it on his blog. I pointed this out to Holly and Luke has taken the page down(when does he EVER take any page down without a lawsuit. (Post number #261060 in Holly's Thread.."Because it's My birthday..")
Then He post some creepy IM exchange with her.
EVIDENCE OF LUKES CREEPY STALKING
LUKE'S SMARMY HOLLY BIRTHDAY POST
Couple this with the FACT if you do a search for Holly's name on his Blog it RETURNS TEN PAGES OF HITS!!!!
Luke this goes from psychosis to full on mental disorder
Holly I'm sure if you look outside your home late at night REALLY CLOSELY you'll see LUKE driving past your home. I'm sure his is playing BLONDIE'S song "One Way or Another" on a loop on his Car's Eight Track, At the very least the album Parallel Lines. 
You can say all you want about Air supply. Aussies LOVE BLONDIE. Further more a Young Debbie harry has a passing resemblance to Holly. HAWT is HAWT no matter what the Decade.
Holly I think you should sit down with Luke at a Dinner in a very Public and NICE resturaunt. Over a meal you can explain to him IT'S OVER and he can NEVER HAVE YOU.
If that doesn't work.
RESTRAINING ORDER.
If that doesn't work
Get a Judge to present him with a Cease and desist ORDER.
If that doesn't work.
Go to the State Department and GET HIM DEPORTED.
Edited by Karma'sFist (09/07/07 09:50 AM)
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#260666 - 09/07/07 01:55 PM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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You are the one stalking Holly.
Stop using Lord Fuke to justify your very creepy fasination with Holly.
Try licking your yellow frog instead. Go on. It's Lemon Flavored!!
Btw, Holly & Deb Harry are both hip, gifted and brilliant. I don't see any physical thing unless Holly dyes her hair. That's me.
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#260667 - 09/18/07 11:23 PM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 55
Loc: Corner of Canoga and Saticoy
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Biology not your strong suit, Einstein? We're all animals and all the products of evolution. Yet, only homo sapiens kill for pleasure and are solely responsible
so you're incorrect. for an example, orcas kill for "pleasure" all the time.
In that case, then I hope they take great "pleasure" in killing you tubby. Now jump into Boston Harbor already, and start swimming out to sea.
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"I can relate to Larry Craig. Like the good senator from Idaho, I am not gay, but I do like, on occasion, to prowl airport men's rooms for a little hot man-on-man action. Again, that doesn't make me gay."
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#260668 - 09/19/07 05:11 AM
Re: What Makes Luke Ford Such a Complete Dipshit?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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look at the pedant puffing itself up, trying to pretend it wasn't just intellectually-victimized yet again. Quote:
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Biology not your strong suit, Einstein? We're all animals and all the products of evolution. Yet, only homo sapiens kill for pleasure and are solely responsible
so you're incorrect. for an example, orcas kill for "pleasure" all the time.
In that case, then I hope they take great "pleasure" in killing you tubby. Now jump into Boston Harbor already, and start swimming out to sea.
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#260669 - 09/19/07 05:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Post deleted by jamesn
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#260670 - 09/19/07 05:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Top posting and posting a duplicate ... You're too good a poster to do this. 
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#260671 - 09/20/07 04:31 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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What makes Luke Ford such a complete dipshit? Simple. He's a porn "reporter" who would rather write about Judaism than porn. Boring all around.
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