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#256806 - 07/03/07 12:25 PM
Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, dawg.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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from lukeford.com Quote:
WE TOOK HIS WEB SITE...NOW, LET'S TAKE THE WOMAN HE LOVES!
Fayner Posts: I got nothing against TheRealLukeFord. He's a nice enough chap. A bit TOO interested at times, and despite being a FAKE Jew, I thoroughly love TheRealLukeFord.
I still wanna crush him, though. We all do. It's just fun.
Fun is when TheRealLukeFord wants to buy back his own web site but has no money.
I want to feel that again.
So I've concluded that my new mission in life now that I'm pretty much sober and normal is to make sweet, passionate love to the woman he loves, Holly Randall.
Sweet, passionate love.
The kind that will make TheRealLukeFord cry for weeks after being told all the dirty details here on Luke's site, LukeFord.com.
It'll be fun. Easy, too, 'cause Holly's a real slut when it comes to getting naked for porno journalists...
Let the games begin.
I think Fayner is too late.
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#256808 - 07/03/07 01:03 PM
Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, dawg.
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I seem to recall reading that Holly prefers men who still have all their teeth. And don't look like Skelator. I think Fayner's finally snapping under the torment of of watching TMFR and Keith together. Luke should sieze this opportunity to really get Fayner by snagging Taylor for himself. Which, as everyone knows, is easilly acomplished with a big bag of weed. That should send Fayner into the final downward spiral  Luke would need to finally buy back Lukeford.com, since, without Fayner, they'd have nobody writing it.
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#256810 - 07/03/07 02:17 PM
Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Holly, I'd avoid wearing anything flammable next time you're out near TMFR or Faylure. They'll only try to smoke you.
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#256811 - 07/03/07 04:18 PM
Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I actually like Fayner, he makes me laugh. But how many times do I have to repeat that I am now a celibate nun?
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#256814 - 07/04/07 09:48 AM
Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Alex, 'bloggers' write material and generate comments. All due respect, you're just slapping press releases up there.
Come on, dude. Float some opinions and stir some shit. You know Holly likes contentious guys with a dangerous edge. Like Luke.
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#256818 - 07/06/07 08:14 PM
Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Chronic Masturbator
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#256819 - 07/07/07 12:49 AM
Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Quote:
How did you know I like Tazo tea? The passion tea is my favorite... that's pretty much my most exciting drink these days.
He went through your garbage last time he was out on the West Coast. 
Personally, I'm working my way through a selection of Twinings Green Teas at the moment. Full of wonderful antioxidants.
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