Negative reverse psychology works really well on men, too. So ladies, the next time you're in bed with your fella, try working this pillow talk into your lovemaking:
"Jesus, can you even see your dick standing up with that huge gut in the way?"
"My last boyfriend, Tyrone, was such an amazing lover. Of course, he a had a huge...oh, never mind".
"Did I ever tell you how much you look like my great-grandfather?"
Works like a charm, girls. I swear.