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#253648 - 06/22/07 09:10 PM My 3601st Post...in Pics
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Well, No EROTICA LA afterall for Da Burg....I have NO desire to get my ass out of this Nice comfy Hotel on the Outskirts of Los Angeles and go to Downtown LA and actually PAY (since I have no Press credentials this year) to get in and see sweaty large smelly men grope and photograph and treat disrespectfully WHORES who, by and large, have consigned themselves to a LIFETIME of disrespect due to the ridiculous choices they have made like allowing 5 men to jerk off into their mouths on film for 1200 bucks...

I am returning to New England Tomorrow, but I leave you people with a series of crappy-yet-compelling photographs I recently took during my ill-fated diversion to Reno this past week. Each of these Pictures has a anecdote behind it...

I offer up this pictorial fodder for all of you to come up with the best, most amusing stories or anecdotes of your own using just the crappy pics....the one who comes closest to the actual truth wins a prize.













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#253649 - 06/22/07 09:18 PM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#253650 - 06/23/07 02:14 AM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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#253651 - 06/23/07 04:27 AM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710


This one has a real James Dean vibe to it.


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#253652 - 06/23/07 08:37 AM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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This one has a real James Dean vibe to it.






Yeah, no shit man... Burg you're just plain pimp-tastic.

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#253653 - 06/23/07 11:22 AM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
burg just sent me a couple of pics of him en route to the east coast again. first class, of course. (goddamn rich bastard ) he asked me to post the non-smiley one here... i found the other one soooo cute that i am posting it as well. :bananadimples: enjoy your flight, burglar. here's hoping you get seated next to an extremely hott chick who likes sesame street and american bukkake...


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#253654 - 06/23/07 11:24 AM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
okay, here's the other one


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#253655 - 06/23/07 11:40 AM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
palmolive Offline
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Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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Yeah, no shit man... Burg you're just plain pimp-tastic.





and you are just plain suckup-tastic.

also...damn da burger has some soulless, beady gen padover eyes!

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#253656 - 06/23/07 03:51 PM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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Quote:

Yeah, no shit man... Burg you're just plain pimp-tastic.





and you are just plain suckup-tastic.

also...damn da burger has some soulless, beady gen padover eyes!






Blah blah blah, you're lips are moving but I can't hear a damn thing you're saying.

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#253657 - 06/23/07 05:40 PM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America

[donny long mode]


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#253658 - 06/23/07 06:38 PM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
hey db ill sell you my legs. Holla bak at ya nigga.

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#253659 - 06/23/07 08:25 PM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon





POV SHOT - (Whore looks up into client's face to check how he is doing.)

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#253660 - 06/24/07 01:00 PM Re: My 3601st Post...in Pics
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Burg, why do you need a peepee cam?
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