Chances of the following events occurring at the upcoming porno convention this weekend:

3 to 1: Chance of Jack Lawrence getting caught making out with Pamela Peaks in the elevator.

2 to 1: Chance that Donny Long is jealous of her.

5 to 1: Chance that one of the whores up for "Favorite Oral Starlet" sucked off Mike Ramone, thinking it would help her chances of winning.

7 to 4: Chance that Zero Tolerance doubles their year-to-date sales by giving out free DVDs at their booth.

15 to 1: Chance that Jenna's tits finally weigh less than the rest of her body.

40 to 1: Chance that Kurt Lackwood and Gram Ponante share a "Coke and a Smile."

3 to 2: Chance that Hailey Young ODs and misses Sunday, just like she did last year.

20 to 1: Chance Dennis Hof pulls some last minute strings, and Isabella Soprano wins FAME award for "Hottest Body."

6 to 4: Chance that makeup consumption per whore exceeds five pounds.

2 to 1: Chance that TT Boy threatens someone.

7 to 6: Chance that Brandon Irons is afraid it's him.

Even Money: Chance that Naomi skips the whole weekend.

I'll give you even money on the concessions stand doing a brisk trade in lettuce leaves for the girls and 3-1 that Kurt goes postal with some random Joe who "looks at him funny".

Even money: The concessions stands sales to females consist entirely of lettuce.

3-1: Lackwood goes postal on some random Joe who "looks at him funny"

100-1: Wankus signs an exclusive deal with Sirius.

5-4: Luke gets some really awesome pics for the Cage.

Whats the over/under on the number of performers that will be available on Craig's List or Eros?

i may be there this sunday. if I go I'll make sure to take pictures of the tragic scenes.

XPT favorite Sal Mcvey will be there signing autographs.

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erotica LA
come see me with anjelica lauren,cleopatra of the nile & bettie rage at the paw booth

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monstar remember last year when I tracked him down and set up an interview for you. you should of never passed bro.

5:2 chance I hit Starbucks and the barista snickers when I order a tall black drip.

2:1 chance I shoot erotica-la then forget where I parked.

1:1 chance I take a break from shooting to sign some chick's rack.

5,000:1 chance Max Hardcore has his girls in conservative business suits.

3:1 chance someone asks me what avn's url is.