5:2 chance I hit Starbucks and the barista snickers when I order a tall black drip.

2:1 chance I shoot erotica-la then forget where I parked.

1:1 chance I take a break from shooting to sign some chick's rack.

5,000:1 chance Max Hardcore has his girls in conservative business suits.

3:1 chance someone asks me what avn's url is.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K