Good things come in threes, all in one day I got arrested for a misdemeanor, and two felonies. You see, I thought grand theft auto would look cool on my record but it got dropped. I think I spent a night in jail. All the chicks were scared shitless of me and scooted to one side of the cell because I just zenned out and meditated with my eyes open in full lotus.

Never been to prison. I got all my tattoos in Venice Beach.