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#249577 - 06/06/07 03:56 AM
Luke Ford is giving me Nightmares
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Ok, I am back in So Cal...Flying back out here, I fell asleep and had a nightmare. Holly issued a public statement that she was torn between returning to Luke's Filthy hovel, or taking a chance on a cripple with lots of liquidity and a death wish or two. She said the deciding factor would be an IQ test, and whoever scored higher, Luke or Myself, would be able to Plow Holly's garden and eat anything of her's we desired.
Luke prepared for the test by praying, chanting and talking to his Rabbi and kendra jade....I spent the night before the test getting bombed and smoking pot with Ceara Lynch. Luke beat me by two points, 137 to 135, and Holly went back to rolling around on his filthy floor.
Question: How can I blame this awful nightmare on Brandon Iron Herpes Porn?
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#249578 - 06/06/07 08:25 AM
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Send Brandon a PM asking him if he'll take the blame. He's pretty good about taking other people's weight like that.
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#249579 - 06/06/07 08:37 AM
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Ok, I am back in So Cal...Flying back out here, I fell asleep and had a nightmare. Holly issued a public statement that she was torn between returning to Luke's Filthy hovel, or taking a chance on a cripple with lots of liquidity and a death wish or two. She said the deciding factor would be an IQ test, and whoever scored higher, Luke or Myself, would be able to Plow Holly's garden and eat anything of her's we desired.
Luke prepared for the test by praying, chanting and talking to his Rabbi and kendra jade....I spent the night before the test getting bombed and smoking pot with Ceara Lynch. Luke beat me by two points, 137 to 135, and Holly went back to rolling around on his filthy floor.
Question: How can I blame this awful nightmare on Brandon Iron Herpes Porn?
Burg...
Obviously, just having the knee jerk reaction of blaming BI signifies that your mind has been polluted beyond help by xtp and porn in general. At least our Moral Leader has his god to lean on. What have you got? Hailey and beer? Give it up Burg, Holly's furrow is beyond reach.
  
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#249581 - 06/06/07 07:56 PM
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Not to worry Burg, I have decided to become a nun. I won't be rolling on anyone's floor anytime soon.
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#249584 - 06/07/07 10:13 AM
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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how about i take vanessa out with me...
Where to?
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#249585 - 06/07/07 10:16 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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A shallow grave you cloved hooved animal
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#249586 - 06/07/07 10:26 AM
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A shallow grave you cloved hooved animal
we call those high heels...
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#249587 - 06/07/07 12:08 PM
Re: Luke Ford is giving me Nightmares
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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god damn it vanessa your like a tumor that keeps growing on me...i still hope you die and are more horribly disfigured then you have already done to yourself....but whatever you can hang around till we get the rest of the tranny's into a pen and take turns hurling them off of a 1000 ft cliff face....
god i can't wait for hurling day
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#249588 - 06/11/07 12:28 PM
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Registered: 02/02/06
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Coincidentally, I had a short dream about Holly last night. I don't carry a torch for Miss Randall, [ although she's always struck me as a sweet and good natured person ], so I'm blaming the whole thing on XPT and that damned tomato thread.
I'd share the details, but it was a decidedly uneventful and G-rated dream. That is all.
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