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#248115 - 05/30/07 07:01 PM
Important Tranny Question for Jamesn
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Porn Jesus
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If a "Liger" tranny wrestled a tranny hybrid of a Great White and a Giant Squid in a kiddie pool filled with liquid methane on equator of Saturn's moon Titan in the face of a fierce solar wind which would be the one to curse loudest in Portuguese???
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#248117 - 05/30/07 07:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Tried. Failed.
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#248122 - 05/30/07 07:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
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battin practice coach.
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#248123 - 05/30/07 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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battin practice coach.
As long as it's not Rick-Vaughn-style practice.
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#248124 - 05/30/07 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the number three.
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#248126 - 05/30/07 08:43 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I think tranny's are like a cross between Jules Jordan and Sophia Loren. Jules is very small. Jules has been getting hair transplants like a tranny. Watching him literally run up on stage to collect his last AVN award was so endearing. He was trotting I tell you. There is a good new line... Trot Like a Tranny. Feel free to rip me off on that title.
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#248127 - 05/30/07 08:55 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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What happens if you cross a Liger with a Fatman? Answer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jushin_Liger
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#248128 - 05/30/07 09:06 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I think tranny's are like a cross between Jules Jordan and Sophia Loren. Jules is very small. Jules has been getting hair transplants like a tranny. Watching him literally run up on stage to collect his last AVN award was so endearing. He was trotting I tell you. There is a good new line... Trot Like a Tranny. Feel free to rip me off on that title.
Finally somebody with a brain to talk to. Darth, why did you choose Frankfurt as your location? Is it because of the fine bathhouses they have there?
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#248129 - 05/30/07 09:45 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Vanessa, I feel your pain. I feel you are a very beautiful transsexual woman. You are like a Liger or an abomination. When your hard cock gets Jamesn excited, he starts cutting himself with rusty nails, kitchen appliances, or sharp pieces of cardboard. See you and I understand one another. You have bewitched Jamesn with your feminine grace and fat lusty girl penis. His confusion is what makes him lash out so. Before I was an industry insider, I was a psychotherapist. I know what makes these tranny bashers tick. I, on the other hand, understand that you are simply like a Hebra or a Girhino. You can't really fight your nature.
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#248130 - 05/30/07 11:17 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Vanessa, I feel your pain. I feel you are a very beautiful transsexual woman. You are like a Liger or an abomination. When your hard cock gets Jamesn excited, he starts cutting himself with rusty nails, kitchen appliances, or sharp pieces of cardboard. See you and I understand one another. You have bewitched Jamesn with your feminine grace and fat lusty girl penis. His confusion is what makes him lash out so. Before I was an industry insider, I was a psychotherapist. I know what makes these tranny bashers tick. I, on the other hand, understand that you are simply like a Hebra or a Girhino. You can't really fight your nature.
How did porn change your life? How was it to transition from psychotherapy into "adult" ? What drove you to do it?
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#248133 - 05/31/07 10:09 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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fuck yea conky you just saved this thread lol...i have to admit it seems like all out war on the bords latly perhaps it is a gihad on animal's like vanessa or maybe its just a good general bitch fight
Smart kid. This is a war game simulation we are running with the generous help of this board who has put it's network infrastructure at our disposal for testing. The goal of the simulation is to to determine how many xpt troops would be needed to successfully fight off one tranny. So far the numbers aren't looking very good for xpt, for various reasons.
- low average intelligence of xpt troops
- inability to understand enemy tactics
- deserters
- psychosexual attraction towards (imaginary) tranny leads to secretive fantasies about tranny
- obsessive compulsive trannychasing disorder is a new condition that has not been studied yet...
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#248136 - 05/31/07 11:15 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
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you know...i believe you made a huge post saying that your were fucking crying and upset at the hurtful things people were saying on here...wha wha wha you cried like a schoolgirl
That was real but in order to survive on this board one has to put up defenses. I am being called "animal", "freak", and receive vicious death threats every day. I am only one person, alone against dozens, if not hundreds of hateful posters. You have to put some defenses in place or else one would really go crazy.
By the way, the reckless rudeness is the reason why there is only a handful of female posters on this board. xpt is like a male locker room, a good place to pick a fight or have gay sex.
If I was a man I would be bored by having to hang only with guys. It would be the equivalent of being in a male jail, an environment without women is by definition "homo", with a lot of "homosexual" sex, whether you want to bend over to pick up the soap or not.
This board has too much "homo" and too little "hetero", in my humble opinion. On the other hand, you can't blame the boys if they don't want to play with the girls. It seems to be a major trend these days.
Homosexuals and Homo Sapiens:
A Formal Confusion
By Phil Baldi, Pennsylvania State University
Well, here's a pair of terms that are sure to be confusing to a lot of people, namely the "homo" of "homosexual" and the "homo" of "homo sapiens". The word "homosexual" of course means 'someone who shows feelings for someone of the same sex'. It is first attested with this meaning in English around the turn of the century. It is coined from two classical roots: the Greek form "homo-", which is an adjective meaning 'same', found also in forms such as homogeneous and homonym, and the Latin root "sexus", which means 'male or female sex, gender'. So, homo-sexual literally means 'of the same sex or gender'. In principle, the term "homosexual" is indifferent to gender (that is, you can have male and female homosexuals), though current usage seems to favor members of the masculine gender. The "homo-" part of "homosexual" can be used alone as "homo", a derogatory shortening of the full form "homosexual" which has been in use since the 1920's.
So here's where it gets interesting...the "homo" of "homo sapiens" is a Latin word meaning 'human being, man' (in the general sense), recoverable in English "homicide" and "hominid". "Sapiens" is a Latin word meaning 'wise' or 'knowing'. The "homo" of "homo sapiens" has absolutely no connection historically with the "homo-" of homosexual (in fact, the Latin form "homo" is ultimately related to the word "humus" earth, so that a "homo" to the Romans was a kind of 'earthling'). A "homo sapiens" is a "wise human", that is, modern man, while a homosexual is someone who has feelings for members of the same sex. But the two words seem to be linked for many people, who don't distinguish between the two distinct (Greek and Latin) classical traditions. This may explain why the derogatory word "homo" is generally applied to males and not to females, since "male" seems to be the normal interpretation attached to "man", and why the term "homophobe" seems to mean 'fear of homosexuals' for some people, but 'fear of humans' for others. But in historical, etymological reality, the two "homos" have no connection whatsoever.
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#248137 - 05/31/07 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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If I was a man I would be bored by having to hang only with guys.
Hey dipshit, If you really feel that way by all means go, because you are a man and you're still hanging around here.
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#248138 - 05/31/07 11:37 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
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yea i don't know how you get it through your methed burned head that your a woman...your all man you silly till faggot...go fuck yourself freak...
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#248139 - 05/31/07 01:33 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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That was real but in order to survive on this board one has to put up defenses. I am being called "animal", "freak", and receive vicious death threats every day. I am only one person, alone against dozens, if not hundreds of hateful posters. You have to put some defenses in place or else one would really go crazy.
By the way, the reckless rudeness is the reason why there is only a handful of female posters on this board. xpt is like a male locker room, a good place to pick a fight or have gay sex.
If I was a man I would be bored by having to hang only with guys. It would be the equivalent of being in a male jail, an environment without women is by definition "homo", with a lot of "homosexual" sex, whether you want to bend over to pick up the soap or not.
This board has too much "homo" and too little "hetero", in my humble opinion. On the other hand, you can't blame the boys if they don't want to play with the girls. It seems to be a major trend these days.
You know what vanessa, I really gotta hand it to you, you're taking all of this very well. You might just survive here afterall.
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#248140 - 06/01/07 09:32 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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That was real but in order to survive on this board one has to put up defenses. I am being called "animal", "freak", and receive vicious death threats every day. I am only one person, alone against dozens, if not hundreds of hateful posters. You have to put some defenses in place or else one would really go crazy.
By the way, the reckless rudeness is the reason why there is only a handful of female posters on this board. xpt is like a male locker room, a good place to pick a fight or have gay sex.
If I was a man I would be bored by having to hang only with guys. It would be the equivalent of being in a male jail, an environment without women is by definition "homo", with a lot of "homosexual" sex, whether you want to bend over to pick up the soap or not.
This board has too much "homo" and too little "hetero", in my humble opinion. On the other hand, you can't blame the boys if they don't want to play with the girls. It seems to be a major trend these days.
You know what vanessa, I really gotta hand it to you, you're taking all of this very well. You might just survive here afterall.
Thank you thevodguy.
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#248142 - 06/01/07 09:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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You know what vanessa, I really gotta hand it to you, you're taking all of this very well. You might just survive here afterall.
Thank you thevodguy.
No problem, I calls 'em like I sees 'em.
I told you from the get go that I didn't have anything against you personally, or your lifestyle. I did however, disagree with you on some points regarding gun control and whatnot, which is why we hurled insults at each other for a while.
Now, the topics we argued about are long since forgotten, and I'm not about to fight with you, or insult you about who you are, or the way you live. That's not why I'm on here. Please consider this the proverbial extending of the peace-pipe. (Monstar, you wanna hit this too??)
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#248143 - 06/02/07 03:22 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Please consider this the proverbial extending of the peace-pipe. (Monstar, you wanna hit this too??)
I have to be very careful around words such as "pipe" but I'll take a hit to celebrate the occasion.
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#248144 - 06/02/07 04:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
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I dont think animals can survive on titan
and i dont believe the wind is solar
But then again i have only just begun studying physics
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Titan is the only moon in our solar system with an atmosphere. Organic chemistry detected in that atmosphere has sparked the imagination of planetary scientists like Lunine
there is an atmosphere...but i certainly believe its too much for animals
http://www.nineplanets.org/titan.html
titan is cold its says, Titan's temperature is about 94 K (-290 F).
so for (A) to cold for animals
Since no animals cant survive then none would be able to speak
Edited by nago (06/02/07 04:15 PM)
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#248145 - 06/02/07 04:16 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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I think "killing with kindness" might be a more efficacious method of driving you off the board...
If you are a indeed a woman and you are as attractive as your Roy Lichtenstein might suggest (is it a fake one or an original?) then I let you be the one who will "be killing me softly"....
"When did you start on the hormones?" - Long enough ago to have all sorts of pleasant sensations.
"Got any beauty tips you'd like to share with the rest of us girls?" - Don't let Luke Ford take pictures of you, unless Holly did set up the shot first.
"Do you ever plan on having gender reassignment surgery?" - Not at this time, but maybe in the future, who knows?
"Have you ever slept with Jonathan Ames?" - No, and I haven't even read one of his books.
"What are your hobbies?" - Feeling important online. Dreaming about beautiful women.
Would you like a cigarette?
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#248146 - 06/02/07 04:22 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I dont think animals can survive on titan
and i dont believe the wind is solar
But then again i have only just begun studying physics
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Titan is the only moon in our solar system with an atmosphere. Organic chemistry detected in that atmosphere has sparked the imagination of planetary scientists like Lunine
there is an atmosphere...but i certainly believe its too much for animals
http://www.nineplanets.org/titan.html
titan is cold its says, Titan's temperature is about 94 K (-290 F).
so for (A) to cold for animals
Since no animals cant survive then none would be able to speak
I'll need to hire a cryptologist to decipher this message that possibly originated from an advanced alien intelligence.
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#248148 - 06/02/07 05:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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Since no animals cant survive then none would be able to speak
Okay, let's see... A double negation is an affirmative... A triple negation is a negated affirmative...?!?
 
I give up! 
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#248149 - 06/02/07 06:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#248151 - 06/03/07 08:40 AM
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