Darth, Mods only get PMs to let us know when people are 'unbanned'. We're not told when anyone gets banned. Ergo, I sent you the PM because I saw you were online and the last I knew, you weren't banned. I PM'd you twice. I didn't keep the PMs, but the fact that you were online and spent almost an hour looking at the Darth Diatribe thread made me wonder why you weren't responding to it. That's probably because you were touching yourself inappropriately at the time.

You might find that flushing your genitals with tepid water will wash that sand out of your vagina, Darth. I'm not your enemy here.