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#247173 - 05/26/07 02:59 PM
Posters who inspire me...sort of....
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Lets face it, we have a core of really fucking awesome posters here, and a few new arrivals that have potential...this keeps everyone on their toes/wheeliebars...
1) Bornyo -- the Older brother-figure of XPT, and in his own way very funny...
2) Jamesn -- brilliant, brilliantly demented, and rich enough not to give a fuck...I do not like letting him down
3) Willie D -- Also brilliant, Irish booze hound, funny as hell and he lives within mortar range of Club jenna's HQ....
4) Windsock -- it's always nice being around people more fucked up, yet just as brilliant as yourself.
5) Gia J -- Some chicks make you want to prove how strong, smart, rich or goodlooking you really are...I dunno if it is good or bad, but that's the Gia effect, IMHO....
6) Holly R --- <see gia above> plus she is blond with a green thumb and makes porn yet doesnt show the box to anyone except her current significant other...
7) Conky -- Still on the rise, but his picture bullshit is pretty funny....
8) Ceara -- This befuddles me...she's way too young for me to fuck but at the same time, I want her to be enthused about getting stuck in an elevator with me while I am carrying a 1/4 oz bag of "da burglar's blend" weed...toe jam not required....
9) Gigi -- Moms who like porn are in short supply, especially with awesome racks....
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#247174 - 05/26/07 03:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Part of me likes the fact that I get lumped in with the chicks. Part of me feels like the fat kid who never got picked for basketball at school.
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#247176 - 05/26/07 03:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thanks, burg. Strong and smart is good. Rich is cool if him and I helped each other get rich. Looks? Eh, I'm down with half-way decent looking on a killer bod. I've dated a few butter face guys.
Best new poster honorable mentions are:
Pinupmutant
Pussy is good food
Vin (k, he's not really new)
King
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#247177 - 05/26/07 03:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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It's all in the shoulders, Burg. But then you're probably wealthy enough to hire an NBA coach as well.  Some of us had to make do with shitty driveways and rusty hoops. Rusty Hoops. Wasn't she one of the first African American porn stars?
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#247182 - 05/26/07 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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here in western mass...
Western Mass? WTF!? The only things that come to mind are Pittsfield and Adams, there's nothing of worth there.
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#247183 - 05/26/07 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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western mass has some BEAUTIFUL areas. see: Lenox, Williamstown, etc.
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#247184 - 05/26/07 04:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i would like to add floofin, jimjaded, soopergrizz, have2cit , ivor biggun and vanpiles to this list.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#247186 - 05/26/07 04:23 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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aw, thank you, sweetheart. that's very, very nice of you. 
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#247189 - 05/26/07 04:28 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Nice thread, and I appreciate the mention. How is everyone on this fine Saturday? Where the hell did C-62 and Eddie go?
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#247190 - 05/26/07 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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those are very important questions. i'm fine. actually, i stepped on a screw on the deck and lost my cell phone. the latter turned out to be a wonderful thing, the former is making me very lazy.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#247191 - 05/26/07 04:32 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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yes, where the hell is eddie? and i wish that michelle aston would come back. i think she left when burg unknowingly insulted her pic from AEE. i liked her.
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#247193 - 05/26/07 04:38 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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what ever happened to Evil Klown????
He goes by the name of Mack Bolan now. Why? I do not know. Losing a cell phone can be a wonderful thing, detaching yourself from the ties of society, responsibility, etc. I think the Unabomber had it right all along. 
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#247196 - 05/26/07 05:46 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Thanks Burg... I will bring you some of my tomatoes at Erotica LA (they are already starting to ripen!).
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#247197 - 05/26/07 06:45 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Lets face it, we have a core of really fucking awesome posters here, and a few new arrivals that have potential...this keeps everyone on their toes/wheeliebars...
1) Bornyo -- the Older brother-figure of XPT, and in his own way very funny...
2) Jamesn -- brilliant, brilliantly demented, and rich enough not to give a fuck...I do not like letting him down
3) Willie D -- Also brilliant, Irish booze hound, funny as hell and he lives within mortar range of Club jenna's HQ....
4) Windsock -- it's always nice being around people more fucked up, yet just as brilliant as yourself.
5) Gia J -- Some chicks make you want to prove how strong, smart, rich or goodlooking you really are...I dunno if it is good or bad, but that's the Gia effect, IMHO....
6) Holly R --- <see gia above> plus she is blond with a green thumb and makes porn yet doesnt show the box to anyone except her current significant other...
7) Conky -- Still on the rise, but his picture bullshit is pretty funny....
8) Ceara -- This befuddles me...she's way too young for me to fuck but at the same time, I want her to be enthused about getting stuck in an elevator with me while I am carrying a 1/4 oz bag of "da burglar's blend" weed...toe jam not required....
9) Gigi -- Moms who like porn are in short supply, especially with awesome racks....
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#247198 - 05/26/07 07:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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Random. huge omission.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#247199 - 05/29/07 11:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Is there where we hold hands and sing "Kumbaya"?
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