Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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It's split personality disorder. Really, I'm a likable person when I'm socializing.
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Are you envious of his bag, you freak of all things that are unnatural?
Well, you have to admit it, it's one fine douchebag that he has there. A douchebag deluxe. But I'm not much into drinking beer and when I do I'm fine with a bottle of Corona. I prefer a Long Island Ice Tea, or a Cosmopolitan. That way I know that after 1 drink I'm good, at 1 1/2 drinks I'm drunk and at 2 drinks it was time to go home an hour ago.
That said, I wouldn't mind watching a group of girls play around with that douchebag... the more unnatural their behavior, the better.
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