i was playing tennis and broke a string so in an act of unbecoming rage i threw my racket and it carried like 200 feet over the fence and the courts onto these train tracks i hadn't noticed. i went to go get it but a huge train came out of nowhere and ran it over.


pity, i think the next part of my dream was going to be about beating vanessa with said racket.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits