you can't call yourself a man unless at some point in your life, you've blacked out before 3pm, pissed somewhere embarassing and had women mad at you for it but still willing to help.

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits