Before we begin, I should congratulate Luke on some first class work. He managed to avoid any nudity in his images with careful cropping, so you can put that fork to one side--you don't need to scrape your eyes out just yet.

Luke's also obsessed over one girl at the party. I don't want to give the game away, so see if you can spot her......



Nice to see ol' Large Eye in attendance. The thing on her lip is new tho.



Luke's father told him he lacked focus. The Camera of Death agrees.



That's a nice 'chinstripe' top she's wearing



Girls, come on. Horizontal stripes just make your belly look big.



Gang bangers love a game of hip hop scotch



In the distance, a dog barked



"If you squeeze 'em right, she farts!"



Random public drug abuse photo, always handy for the LAPD files



This is your brain on drugs



Luke's zipper was undone for much of the evening.



As I say, Luke's zipper was undone for much of the evening



The smell of brimstone was strong in the air



"I'm gonna eat your face bitch!"



Her eyes say more than any caption could.



Aren't you supposed to get pregnant women a chair?



"Yeah, baby. Lemme see them stretch mark titties"



Yep, they're stretch marks. Pity.



Batman sweeps her off her feet with his patented face tonguing.



"Is that an Oompa Loompa behind me?" No, it's just a short, fat porn pap.



Acres of pasty flesh. Dye this chick's hair and get her an Alt contract now!



When the worlds of professional wrestling and pool collide



Must've been cold. Dude's wearing a duvet cover.



If this guy's face doesn't say: "This is ma bitch, come close and I'll cut you" then I'm no judge of character



Remember when granma wold kiss you, and you'd turn your head real quick so she got a mouthful of cheek?



Administering love, Sergio-style



"Seriously? There are drugs here?"



"Keep 'em on! Keep 'em on!" Some women look better dressed.



If your dog is named Toto, be afraid.



Who hires this chick? Batman looks to be pushing rather than pulling at this point.



Definition of the word 'stuck'



Personally I prefer finger food



Jeff Mullen. Underwhelmed and wondering where his Saturday night went.



Hey, Powder brought his hair stylist!



I looked at this pic and immediately thought of transsexuals for some reason



Much better in her underwear than naked. Pity



"I made a fudgie!" It's not a Conky commentary without it.



Don't you dare pull that out.



A scene from "When Lesbians Forget How To Kiss", by Vivid.



After drowning him, she forced her talons through his skull



"A cow says......"



Where The Boys Weren't Vol. 1


Donny's just announced on LiB that he wants to run these things parties once a month. This is a good thing.

Nice job, Conkmeister. Donny Long is a no-dick piece of shit, the more parties he throws with the D-list of pornography is a good thing. I haven't seen a bigger collection of drug addicts, hookers, and meeth since...well, the last PSK!

Aarielle Alexix is cute, but I can't find her on iafd.

Plus her impishness makes her look like more buxom Sarah Silverman.

She's very cute, no question. But those stretch marks on her tits and thighs really spoil the show. Oh, and her tits are on the saggy side I'm afraid Zenman. No knowledge of her status when it comes to anal either.

hey is that Hootie....

The next time Sportswami kills, I hope this is his victim.

By the way, nice teeth.

I miss threads like this.
Come back Camera of Death.

Thank God Luke could find the time, in between the demands of his burgeoning mainstream career, to bring his unique and gifted perspective to a North Hollywood crack den.

Luke sleeps in a nicer place than you do, or did you move off of your brothers couch?

Where The Boys Weren't Vol. 1


Where The Boys Won't Vol. 1

Backyard In Vitro Limited is where they were selected while the lab technician smoked a substantial amount of meth he cooked in the next room.

Things got blurry and he had no time to scrub thoroughly before the show got interesting.

El G, thats Marley Jane.