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#235817 - 04/10/07 11:37 PM Damn...more car accidents
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Melissa Ashley blogs Yep, it's true... I was in a bad car wreck the other night. Goddamn, that sucked! My car is totalled, and I kinda am too. A slight concussion, a couple busted ribs, a few crushed vertebrae, and I'm all bruised up. I'll be okay in a few weeks, though. And I'm way thankful to be alive! The paramedics were super nice (and one of 'em was extremely hot), and he shot this pic of me right after they got me to the trauma center and pumped me full of morphine. I was feelin' a little better by then... Can you tell? Thanks to Charlie the Paramedic and everyone else for your "get better soon" wishes, and thanks to the Doc's for fixing me up and giving me tons of Percocet to take home. The larger question at hand is - What's the deal with porn chicks and car accidents/fatalities? Either way, get well kiddo. Attachments 226226-l_e6770a7f68d34099734304282ecfeddb.jpg (43 downloads) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#235818 - 04/11/07 12:02 AM Melissa Ashley...more car accidents
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Maybe, while she is in the unit, they can suck some fat out of Rosie O'Donnell and give Melissa some tits for a change.
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#235819 - 04/11/07 12:05 AM Re: Damn...more car accidents
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: What's the deal with porn chicks and car accidents/fatalities? don't most young people get into car wrecks at some point?
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#235820 - 04/11/07 12:07 AM Re: Damn...more car accidents
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: Quote: What's the deal with porn chicks and car accidents/fatalities? don't most young people get into car wrecks at some point? Hi, Ceara, how's it going?
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#235821 - 04/11/07 12:08 AM Re: Damn...more car accidents
crispinglover1 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/14/07 Posts: 63 Loc: Hollywood	Some people will go to any length for Percocet _________________________ Stay Classy, San Diego!
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#235822 - 04/11/07 12:36 AM Re: Damn...more car accidents
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: Quote: What's the deal with porn chicks and car accidents/fatalities? don't most young people get into car wrecks at some point? Sure, I crashed my ride when I was 17. She's 28. Maybe it's the fact that porn chicks and their auto missteps are exaggerated or focused on more than civilians but considering many don't have licenses it just seems that a higher proportion of porn chicks vs. civys have gnarly car accidents. Of course I don't have any USDOT statistics to back this up I'm just rolling with it. In the end blaming Luke will be the best recourse for a panacea. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#235823 - 04/11/07 08:06 AM Re: Damn...more car accidents
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	The problem is it's always the wrong ones that crash. Taylor Rain can drive her herbalsmog filled Cheech&Chongmobile right through the middle of the Indy 500 while picking ticks off Bandit with one hand and text messaging some all caps racist drivel with the other and not break a nail. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#235824 - 04/11/07 09:05 AM Re: Damn...more car accidents
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: The problem is it's always the wrong ones that crash. Taylor Rain can drive her herbalsmog filled Cheech&Chongmobile right through the middle of the Indy 500 while picking ticks off Bandit with one hand and text messaging some all caps racist drivel with the other and not break a nail. Lol, very well put... and true. My only hope is that someday TMFR will be driving through the "wrong" neighborhood, and get capped by some brother that happens to recognize her. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#235825 - 04/11/07 02:23 PM Re: Damn...more car accidents
Cindi Loftus Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/24/05 Posts: 326 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL	Wow, crushed vertebrate sounds serious. That heals in a could weeks? Feel better Melissa. Isn't there a driving service for porn stars? lol I know we used to have a special taxi service here in Ft Laud that would pick up dancers and take them to the club and then back home later. Nothing like that in LA? I guess a special service made them feel more comfortable calling because of their destination. I'm sure porn stars could get a driver to take them to and from the set. I guess maybe there are too many suitcase pimps in LA, they have to do something to "earn" their girlfriends money, lol. _________________________ Good people will do good things. Bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things you must add religion. Steven weinberg Nobel prize winner in physics
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#235826 - 04/11/07 07:27 PM Re: Damn...more car accidents
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Whores take care of their cars as well as they take care of their dogs. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#235827 - 04/12/07 05:12 PM Re: Damn...more car accidents
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Whores take care of their cars as well as they take care of their dogs. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#235828 - 04/13/07 09:12 AM Re: Damn...more car accidents
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Whores take care of their cars as well as they take care of their dogs. and children. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#235829 - 04/13/07 06:57 PM Re: Damn...more car accidents
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Quote: Whores take care of their cars as well as they take care of their dogs. and children. You speak not of a certain whore from greater Chicago who was lambasted by her former best friend (and wife), Leah Luv, do you Mr. Jeff? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#235830 - 04/13/07 09:17 PM Re: Damn...more car accidents
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: Quote: Quote: Whores take care of their cars as well as they take care of their dogs. and children. You speak not of a certain whore from greater Chicago who was lambasted by her former best friend (and wife), Leah Luv, do you Mr. Jeff? Are you implying Leav Luv and Sammura are friends?
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#235831 - 04/16/07 04:26 PM Re: Damn...more car accidents
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	Quote: The larger question at hand is - What's the deal with porn chicks and car accidents/fatalities? Either way, get well kiddo. More drugs, more drinking that the general population, a tendency to discount the future and live in the moment, and, oh yeah, overwhelming stupidity = lots of auto accidents. _________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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