one exploits silly young things with big hopes and dreams, the other's a porn producer. zing!

gag factor may or may not destroy its viewers conceptions of normal sexual relations, but it's sales figures are tiny in comparison to the millions of developing souls warped by the displays of materialistic and vapid existences exhibited on my super sweet sixteen or laguna beach. one is responsible for donkey punch, the other coughs up the hills. it's ryan knox's penis versus fergie's singing career; misogyny versus stupidity; the oversexualisation of youth versus... the oversexualisation of youth.

it's a tough one.