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#232013 - 03/30/07 12:13 AM JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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#232014 - 03/30/07 12:25 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Et tu, Brute?
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#232015 - 03/30/07 12:45 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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#232016 - 03/30/07 12:56 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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How'd he get the Herp on his Manboob?
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#232017 - 03/30/07 05:22 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Do you think there was any point in Jack's head where he may have thought this photo op wasn't a good idea?

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#232018 - 03/30/07 08:50 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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That picture is gayer than gay.
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#232019 - 03/30/07 09:00 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Who's the asian Sammy Davis Jr. impersonator?

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#232020 - 03/30/07 09:04 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Looks kinda Dominican to me.
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#232021 - 03/30/07 09:49 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Who's the asian Sammy Davis Jr. impersonator?




His urologist, apparently.
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#232022 - 03/30/07 10:21 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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In Jack's mind, this dude is a potential subscriber to Jack's website. So the potential 20 bucks is more important than potential criticism. Not so sure that makes good business sense, but hey, what do I know?
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#232023 - 03/30/07 10:38 AM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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How'd he get the Herp on his Manboob?




From the fruitcake with his hand on his dick.
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#232024 - 03/30/07 01:16 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Do you think there was any point in Jack's head where he may have thought this photo op wasn't a good idea?




I'm with you, DuckHunt. It's a genuine: WHY? WHY? WHY? shot.
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#232025 - 03/30/07 04:03 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Okay, I tried to relay this info before only to be "poo-pooed" by Christianxxx as being full of shit. But the fact is, i learned this from a close associate of Jack Lawrence's, another Porn actor who gets a lot of work and is married to Mika Tan, Alec Knight.

Right after Erotica LA, I was having dinner with a bunch of people who were all part of a type of "Asian Porn Fan Club." A number of Asian porn chicks were there along with a slew of other people. Alec Knight was also there and he proceeded to tell several of us what was going on with Jack Lawrence's tumultuous marriage to Annie Cruz.

Essentially, Jack and Annie had an open marriage, but since Annie is apparently a hopeless nymphomaniac, it wasnt quite working out in a truly open, equitable fashion. Annie had hooked up with and kinda/sorta fallen in love with some young dude who she was sneaking off on trips to bang senselessly for days on end, and even bringing this young guy into the home she shared with jack and flaunting the situation. Annie was apparently paying the way for this young stud, and was doing so with a good portion of JACK's money.

At least this is what was related and discussed at this dinner, and I found the story totally believable and compelling. It speaks to the total "Jack Lawrence Experience":

A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard. But he was "out-debauched" by a fillipino Nymphomaniac with a predilection for YOUNG perpetually hard dudes. I find that aspect compelling as well, since we only seem to hear about Men being totally obsessed with sex and being perpetually horny and insatiable. To hear about a woman, even one as fitfully frightening in a mongloid kinda way like Annie Cruz, being a COMPLETE sex maniac to the point where she is a porn star AND STILL FEELS the need to go to extreme lengths outside her "career" to have animalistic, debauched sex, is strangely :banana_on_the_next_episode_of_HBO's_ROMEcream:

So Jack Lawrence, Porn Star, Cuckold Extraordinaire, your wife is a Nymphomaniac and just flew off with your money to fuck some 21 year old College Dropout, what are gonna do now?

"I'm going to Disneyworld!"
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#232026 - 03/30/07 04:56 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard.




he was a cop in sacramento
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#232027 - 03/30/07 05:16 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Quote:

Quote:


A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard.




he was a cop in sacramento




Eh, W/E......I know I read somewhere it was LA but it was probably simple publicity BS since it sounds better and more edgy/interesting if it is LA versus Sacramento. Either way I am sure he has some awesomely fucked up Methamphetamine related-bust stories to tell (which, no matter what city he served would have prepared him well for a porn career.
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#232028 - 03/30/07 05:42 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Okay, I tried to relay this info before only to be "poo-pooed" by Christianxxx as being full of shit. But the fact is, i learned this from a close associate of Jack Lawrence's, another Porn actor who gets a lot of work and is married to Mika Tan, Alec Knight.

Right after Erotica LA, I was having dinner with a bunch of people who were all part of a type of "Asian Porn Fan Club." A number of Asian porn chicks were there along with a slew of other people. Alec Knight was also there and he proceeded to tell several of us what was going on with Jack Lawrence's tumultuous marriage to Annie Cruz.

Essentially, Jack and Annie had an open marriage, but since Annie is apparently a hopeless nymphomaniac, it wasnt quite working out in a truly open, equitable fashion. Annie had hooked up with and kinda/sorta fallen in love with some young dude who she was sneaking off on trips to bang senselessly for days on end, and even bringing this young guy into the home she shared with jack and flaunting the situation. Annie was apparently paying the way for this young stud, and was doing so with a good portion of JACK's money.

At least this is what was related and discussed at this dinner, and I found the story totally believable and compelling. It speaks to the total "Jack Lawrence Experience":

A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard. But he was "out-debauched" by a fillipino Nymphomaniac with a predilection for YOUNG perpetually hard dudes. I find that aspect compelling as well, since we only seem to hear about Men being totally obsessed with sex and being perpetually horny and insatiable. To hear about a woman, even one as fitfully frightening in a mongloid kinda way like Annie Cruz, being a COMPLETE sex maniac to the point where she is a porn star AND STILL FEELS the need to go to extreme lengths outside her "career" to have animalistic, debauched sex, is strangely :banana_on_the_next_episode_of_HBO's_ROMEcream:

So Jack Lawrence, Porn Star, Cuckold Extraordinaire, your wife is a Nymphomaniac and just flew off with your money to fuck some 21 year old College Dropout, what are gonna do now?

"I'm going to Disneyworld!"




You know, you should probably get your facts straight. Alec Knight and Mika Tan aren't even close confidants of mine (or Jack), so they can't even be deemed as a "reliable source." First of all, if you want the basic REAL facts: Jack Lawrence and I married. We divorced. It didn't work out. You can sit there and say I spent HIS money, when in fact, I alone made more money than he did in the 2 years we were together (does it surprise you that women are more successful than men in porn?). If you want to get technical on the legalities of money, etc...yes, the money I earned was half his and vice versa because we were married. Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his. So don't sit there and say I spent Jack's money, you fuckin moron. Yes, I left my husband for someone else, and yes, he happens to be younger than him. However, he's not some 21 year old college drop-out like you want to believe or have heard. He's 27 years old, AND he's an Iraq veteran. I didn't sneak him on several trips either, and this whole nonsense about me flaunting the situation in front of Jack's face in MY HOUSE (yes, it is MY house, I bought it on my own) is complete bullshit. My boyfriend is intelligent and talented and makes me happy, and for those of you who seem to care so much about my life, he makes his own money. So believe what you want to believe. If Alec Knight and Mika Tan are saying such horrible things about me and my marriage, then fuck them both. Those aren't my friends if that's the case. Thankfully for their reputation and my respect for people's privacy, I am not going to sit here and tell you stories I know about their marriage.

You should learn to get your facts straight from the actual individuals involved in your story.


Edited by AnnieCruzXXX (03/30/07 05:47 PM)

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#232029 - 03/30/07 05:52 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his.




So, Annie, let me get this straight: You're saying that you were Entitled to Jack's money. Damn! What else did they teach you at the Imelda Marcos School for Mongoloid Porn Whores?
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#232030 - 03/30/07 05:56 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Quote:

Quote:

Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his.




So, Annie, let me get this straight: You're saying that you were Entitled to Jack's money. Damn! What else did they teach you at the Imelda Marcos School for Mongoloid Porn Whores?




Get in touch with reality, genius. Did you even read a single thing that I wrote? Lemme spell it for you: I MADE MORE MONEY THAN JACK DID, AND THE MONEY I SPENT WAS MY MONEY. Do I need to make this any more clear for you, or do I need to insult YOUR ethnicity and appearance?

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#232031 - 03/30/07 05:59 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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You know you're beautiful when you type like Lockwood.
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#232032 - 03/30/07 06:00 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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You know you're beautiful when you type like Lockwood.




Oh, so you're admitting that you love his cock deep in your ass then?

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#232033 - 03/30/07 06:03 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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I guess they didn't teach you much English when you studied Print Journalism at Dominican University of California, huh. First you can't write. Now you can't read. Go back to Stockton, where you'll never have to worry about Nazis like me.
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#232034 - 03/30/07 06:08 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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I guess they didn't teach you much English when you studied Print Journalism at Dominican University of California, huh. First you can't write. Now you can't read. Go back to Stockton, where you'll never have to worry about Nazis like me.




I guess you can't understand English or read. I'm not writing in any other language, so come up with a better comeback than that.

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#232035 - 03/30/07 06:18 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Okay, Annie. I know it's hard for a Mongoloid like yourself to keep up with the rest of us, so I'll make this s i m p l e.

Quote:

Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his.




Thus punctuated, there is no other way to interperet that sentence than you were entitled to Jack's money. Grammar. Punctuation. Basic English. You know, the kind of things they teach Journalism students.

As for your reading comprehension, perhaps I misspoke. You may not have a reading disorder. You may simply be a blithering idiot. Let me spell it out for you: Lackwood's a Catcher. Not a Pitcher. And even if he was a pitcher, his unit hasn't worked in so long that he's been traded to a single-A team. Or don't you keep up with the news in your industry.

Annie, I think you've taken one too many punches in the ring. Your mind's gone soft. You'd better get that checked out.

Oh, and Say hello to Christian for me.
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#232036 - 03/30/07 06:27 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Quote:

Quote:

Okay, I tried to relay this info before only to be "poo-pooed" by Christianxxx as being full of shit. But the fact is, i learned this from a close associate of Jack Lawrence's, another Porn actor who gets a lot of work and is married to Mika Tan, Alec Knight.

Right after Erotica LA, I was having dinner with a bunch of people who were all part of a type of "Asian Porn Fan Club." A number of Asian porn chicks were there along with a slew of other people. Alec Knight was also there and he proceeded to tell several of us what was going on with Jack Lawrence's tumultuous marriage to Annie Cruz.

Essentially, Jack and Annie had an open marriage, but since Annie is apparently a hopeless nymphomaniac, it wasnt quite working out in a truly open, equitable fashion. Annie had hooked up with and kinda/sorta fallen in love with some young dude who she was sneaking off on trips to bang senselessly for days on end, and even bringing this young guy into the home she shared with jack and flaunting the situation. Annie was apparently paying the way for this young stud, and was doing so with a good portion of JACK's money.

At least this is what was related and discussed at this dinner, and I found the story totally believable and compelling. It speaks to the total "Jack Lawrence Experience":

A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard. But he was "out-debauched" by a fillipino Nymphomaniac with a predilection for YOUNG perpetually hard dudes. I find that aspect compelling as well, since we only seem to hear about Men being totally obsessed with sex and being perpetually horny and insatiable. To hear about a woman, even one as fitfully frightening in a mongloid kinda way like Annie Cruz, being a COMPLETE sex maniac to the point where she is a porn star AND STILL FEELS the need to go to extreme lengths outside her "career" to have animalistic, debauched sex, is strangely :banana_on_the_next_episode_of_HBO's_ROMEcream:

So Jack Lawrence, Porn Star, Cuckold Extraordinaire, your wife is a Nymphomaniac and just flew off with your money to fuck some 21 year old College Dropout, what are gonna do now?

"I'm going to Disneyworld!"




You know, you should probably get your facts straight. Alec Knight and Mika Tan aren't even close confidants of mine (or Jack), so they can't even be deemed as a "reliable source." First of all, if you want the basic REAL facts: Jack Lawrence and I married. We divorced. It didn't work out. You can sit there and say I spent HIS money, when in fact, I alone made more money than he did in the 2 years we were together (does it surprise you that women are more successful than men in porn?). If you want to get technical on the legalities of money, etc...yes, the money I earned was half his and vice versa because we were married. Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his. So don't sit there and say I spent Jack's money, you fuckin moron. Yes, I left my husband for someone else, and yes, he happens to be younger than him. However, he's not some 21 year old college drop-out like you want to believe or have heard. He's 27 years old, AND he's an Iraq veteran. I didn't sneak him on several trips either, and this whole nonsense about me flaunting the situation in front of Jack's face in MY HOUSE (yes, it is MY house, I bought it on my own) is complete bullshit. My boyfriend is intelligent and talented and makes me happy, and for those of you who seem to care so much about my life, he makes his own money. So believe what you want to believe. If Alec Knight and Mika Tan are saying such horrible things about me and my marriage, then fuck them both. Those aren't my friends if that's the case. Thankfully for their reputation and my respect for people's privacy, I am not going to sit here and tell you stories I know about their marriage.

You should learn to get your facts straight from the actual individuals involved in your story.




Well, I wasnt presenting ANYTHING as a fact, I was simply relating bullshit I heard at a porn party....I think I was quite clear on that. But obviously I struck some type of nerve This is XPT, facts are usually superfluous and not nearly as interesting as the pseudo-reality everyone in porn typically lives in....and while we all understand that YOU made more money than Jack, and that YOU spent YOUR money on whatever, none of that precludes you also spending JACK's money too, what little he made... but Congrats on finding true love with the Iraq Vet, by any chance is his name "Mike"?

:bananabrazzleboomboom:
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#232037 - 03/30/07 06:33 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Bye Annie. Drop by anytime.
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#232038 - 03/30/07 06:40 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Registered: 01/29/07
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Quote:

Okay, Annie. I know it's hard for a Mongoloid like yourself to keep up with the rest of us, so I'll make this s i m p l e.

Quote:

Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his.




Thus punctuated, there is no other way to interperet that sentence than you were entitled to Jack's money. Grammar. Punctuation. Basic English. You know, the kind of things they teach Journalism students.

As for your reading comprehension, perhaps I misspoke. You may not have a reading disorder. You may simply be a blithering idiot. Let me spell it out for you: Lackwood's a Catcher. Not a Pitcher. And even if he was a pitcher, his unit hasn't worked in so long that he's been traded to a single-A team. Or don't you keep up with the news in your industry.

Annie, I think you've taken one too many punches in the ring. Your mind's gone soft. You'd better get that checked out.

Oh, and Say hello to Christian for me.




I completely messed up a sentence that I wrote (in anger), and you're going to sit there and cause unnecessary bullshit out of it? Since you seem to be confused, I will re-write that thought into this: The money was a community asset. I contributed more, but my money was MY money and his money was HIS money. And no, I could give two shits about industry gossip. You can sit there and throw Lockwood jokes all you want like an immature little kid, and I really don't care. I posted in this thread purposely to clear all rumors about my marriage. If you want to continue posting pathetic attempts to taunt me, by all means, go ahead. I'm done wasting my time with some loser, who insults Hunter Thompson's memory.

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#232039 - 03/30/07 06:43 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Quote:



Well, I wasnt presenting ANYTHING as a fact, I was simply relating bullshit I heard at a porn party....I think I was quite clear on that. But obviously I struck some type of nerve This is XPT, facts are usually superfluous and not nearly as interesting as the pseudo-reality everyone in porn typically lives in....and while we all understand that YOU made more money than Jack, and that YOU spent YOUR money on whatever, none of that precludes you also spending JACK's money too, what little he made... but Congrats on finding true love with the Iraq Vet, by any chance is his name "Mike"?

:bananabrazzleboomboom:




Didn't strike a nerve...I'm just fed up with many people approaching me with the same bullshit. It gets tiring after a while. Now, that I've put my two cents in, let's go back to not giving a fuck.

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#232040 - 03/30/07 06:45 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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I'm done wasting my time with some loser, who insults Hunter Thompson's memory.




nice. anyone who doesn't like raoul should totally use this as their sig.

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#232041 - 03/30/07 06:47 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Quote:

Quote:


A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard.




he was a cop in sacramento




Who here really believes that is true? Have you ever listened to this guy talk? He claimed to have had all kinds of ridiculous jobs. I bet you guys twenty cops he was either a mall security guard or some sort of deputy sheriff. But city cop? No way.
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#232042 - 03/30/07 06:51 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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The money was a community asset. I contributed more, but my money was MY money and his money was HIS money.



See. That's much better. Though I've gotta tell ya: Drunk, Stoned and typing with one hand behind his back, Hunter would've got it right the first time. And so would I, back in my drinking days. Hunter was my Idol back when I ran TWO newspapers in College. You see, Annie, I studied Journalism, too. And I'm sure as I'm sure about anything that the Great Scorer has a divine plan that puts me here, Fucking with you.

Besides, Hunter would have wanted it that way.
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#232043 - 03/30/07 07:19 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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annie, did you ever suck the puss out of jack's sores when he'd come home from banging housewives for 300-bucks? you allegedly used to brag about it.
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#232044 - 03/30/07 07:20 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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also annie, i'd like to commend you on how well you assembled the air maxes i'm wearing right now. they're comfy.
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#232045 - 03/30/07 07:23 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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also annie, i'd like to commend you on how well you assembled the air maxes i'm wearing right now. they're comfy.


that is so wrong, it's scandalous.
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#232046 - 03/30/07 07:28 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Yes, Annie, now that James mentioned it, what exactly is that festering pustule on Jack's Man-Boob? Something you brought home from Christian, eh?
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#232047 - 03/30/07 07:35 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
JRV Offline
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Where did Raoul Puke get all of this hate for Annie Cruz? In an industry which gives us Taylor Rain, Genesis Skye and Alyssa West you're picking on Annie?
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#232048 - 03/30/07 07:37 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Wow, JRV. Real fucking original. You stole that one from Brian Scott. And it was just as lame when he said it. You can stick your head back up your ass any time now. Porn's "Leading Figure"... HA!
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#232049 - 03/30/07 07:53 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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the time has come to scrutinize the attractiveness of asian women in porn, they've been getting a free ride just by being <40 years old and having >3 limbs forever.

there are hot and pretty asian women, normal asian women, blind asian women and shoe-assembling-sweatshop asian women. annie cruz is a shoe-assembling-sweatshop asian woman. i'm not asian, but my guess is most asian men don't find annie cruz that hot which is why white men clueless they're fucking an ugly asian marry her.
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#232050 - 03/30/07 07:59 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Katsumi =

Annie Cruz =

Get it, Jerkoff Retard Virgin?
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#232051 - 03/30/07 08:03 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Annie- any truth to the rumor that Jack and Kurt enjoy cruising for trannies together?

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#232052 - 03/30/07 10:00 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Stop with these THREAD derailments!

I still wanna know if she did in fact run off with Nichole Brazzle's "Mike" or not! Come on people, focus on the important shit here....if we can at least say there is a .000176% that the 27 year old Iraq Veteran she is now fucking is/was Nichole's Dead Iraq Veteran Boyfriend, we have the next lead story on Lukeisback waiting for Luke once the Sabbath ends...
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#232053 - 03/30/07 10:04 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Wiki and other sites refer to her boytoy as "Christian." I wasn't referring to "Mr. Clean" above. Could be she's running around on this Christian, too?
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#232054 - 03/30/07 10:56 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Christ. Is there anything Christian isn't sticking his dick into?

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#232055 - 03/30/07 10:57 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Christ. Is there anything Christian isn't sticking his dick into?




Condoms?
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#232056 - 03/30/07 10:59 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Registered: 12/09/05
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Quote:

Christ. Is there anything Christian isn't sticking his dick into?




Condoms?






has he really fled xpt after bornyo's hiv comment? he was actually a pretty solid poster, seeing as i couldn't give a shit about his alleged ethical misconduct.

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#232057 - 03/30/07 11:00 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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i actually liked christian as a poster too. i think he's gone though.
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#232058 - 03/30/07 11:06 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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the thing is, i think xpt forgets that the people we're making fun of exist and actually read this shit. calling fergie a heinous demon spawn is not going to effect her in anyway; mocking people on xpt seemingly does.

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#232059 - 03/30/07 11:10 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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i left christian alone. jack lawrence doesn't post and annie cruz is subhuman.
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#232060 - 03/30/07 11:20 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Registered: 12/09/05
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don't worry dude, i'm certainly not suggesting we should all be nice so the chicks hang around.

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#232061 - 03/30/07 11:25 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
jamesn Offline
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someone like ava rose is attractive, annie is an example of white people thinking all asian women are attractive even if they're ugly and asian men would laugh at them for fucking them. same deal as how some black guys think all white women are attractive when white guys are laughing at them for fucking them.

we need more than exploratory efforts into getting courtney cummz to post. she's cute enough nobody would ever care if she was lying or not.
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#232062 - 03/30/07 11:30 PM Re: JACK LAWRENCE HAS AN OPEN SORE ON HIS BODY
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Registered: 12/09/05
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the worry with courtney posting is that she brings half the guys who were in her chat with her, causing a zero sum outcome.

monstar needs a stronger pimp hand, he represents some of the better looking girls yet none of them post.

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