Now, there are good movies, and there are no-so-good movies. And there are movies that are so not good that they tip the scale and become good again. Then there are the those that are just so bad it's not even funny anymore. But once in a while, a movie will push past the shit barrier and not just tip the scale, but leave it completely shattered in it's wake. And this is the kind of film Bat Pussy is.
This film starts with some guy reminding you that this film is an adult rated picture and if you don't know what that means, you probably shouldn't watch further. After that the film begins- no credits, no opening title, no nothing. Bat Pussy has estalished that it isn't a film, it just is. In a derelict shack in what am guessing is the backwoods of Texas, a drunk old greezer is fingering an issue of SCREW (oh GAWD) as his wife calls him to bed. Mind you, both are nude and drunk. Seems the hubby wants his wife to perform the sexual acts shown in the magazine. Before you know it, the husband is on the bed, getting a blowjob from his wife, but he's unable to get a hard-on yet he insists "Thats the way it was with Macy" (I'm guessing thats their daughter). This crap continues for what seems like forever, with the 'wife' sucking her husband's limp dick, and him eating her out while she lays their depressed and bored. After this they sort-of have an argument. Seems like the hubby has been spending all his money on "beer and girls and everything else." I think this is the filmmakers attempt at adding some plot into this disaster. "I come home and you got beans and taters for dinner when all I want is hot pussy on the grill!"
After more limp fellatio we cut to Bat Pussy's secret headquaters (which is a warehouse with a crude handwritten sign on the wall and a can of shoe polish on a table). Her name is Dora Dildo- alias the Mighty Fat Pussy (this is from the voice-over) whose waiting for her super senses to tell her a crime is about to be commited (supposedly this happens when her 'twat begins to twitch'). "Gawddamit, my twat tells me somebody is about to shoot a fuck-movie in my Holy Gotham city. Something tells me this is a job for Bat Pussy; out of my night gown and into my bat pussy uniform." It then takes about 3 minutes for Bat Pussy to adorn her costume which looks like one of those 1-piece batman halloween suits you'd find at wallmart for the kids. She then gets on her hoppity hop (yes I know), and hops to all the way across gotham city (which looks like Hazard country from the Dukes of Hazard) to fight crime and prevent whoever it is from making a fuck-movie.
Meanwhile, the drunk couple are still aruging. "Yous a motherfucking whore that's what you are" "And you're a fucking bastard!!!" "You don't know how to fuck that's your problem, look at that big ol' pussy right there. That's the biggest Gawddamn pussy I've ever seen." "My lawyers not complaining!- that's why you don't have to pay no child support because I've been going to see my lawyer."We cut back to Bat Pussy who had stopped at a public restroom to take a tinkle before putting a stop to a rape in the woods. Back to the drunk couple who are still aruging and the husband still has a wet noddle. "I want to fuck you, you motherfucker!" "Well why don't you do it you motherfucker?" "Would you like to get fucked in the ass first? Or the ear? My horoscope tells me I'm going to fuck you in the nose" Finally Batpussy storms in, and thank GOD because it took her forever just to get there. "What in the name of god damn fuck do you think's going on here?!" What happens next can probably be explained as being a threesome- but I'd beg to differ. Bat Pussy goes ahead and fellates the dude while the wife lays like a dead carp whilst swearing at her husband. The ending seems to be a meltdown- by Batpussy of all people who storms off screen while the husband is left crying "Come back here you motherfucker".
My copy of Bat Pussy came with another henious film titled 'Baby Bubbles' which I probably won't review at this moment because I feel sick.
Bat Pussy? APPROVED!
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