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#224949 - 02/23/07 09:32 PM Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I have a soft spot for Labrador Retrievers, and for Kurt to issue some douchebag press release that he is offering his dog to the best available home? To what will you stipulate Skurt? That you were an unfit owner? Too little land to exercise the dog. Too many drugs around?

How the fuck does he know what is the best home for a dog, he is abandoning it. I'd love to take in this precious animal, but Skurt is probably too high on meth to even figure how to get to I-10 and head east towards the California/Arizona border, I'd happily intercept his ass at the state line.

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#224950 - 02/24/07 06:00 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I'd happily intercept his ass at the state line.




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#224951 - 02/24/07 07:16 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
ChuckSpears Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
I acnt wait for kurt to come on with "I AM TOO BUSY HAVING SEX WITH OVER 1100 WOMEN AND BEING A FOUR TIME AVN NOMINEE TO CARE FOR MY DOG!!!!"

What's wrong, Kurt? Is being a loving, responsible dog owner too hard now that Samantha Ryan split?

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#224952 - 02/24/07 11:55 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
It's really hard to drive to the State Line with a dildo shoved up your ass.
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#224953 - 02/25/07 08:50 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
Conky Offline
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
As an animal lover, I actually have to applaud Kurt's decision to try and find a better home for his dog. If he can't be there to look after it, or take in on long walks, then at least he's trying to do the right thing.

If he'd turned up at a shelter and just thrown the dog at them, then I'd call him on it. Fact is, he's at least looking out for the dog.
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#224954 - 02/25/07 08:58 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
I don't applaud Steve on wanting to find a home for his "beloved" dog. He's probably sick of seeing the dog packing more of a penis than he is.
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#224955 - 03/02/07 06:45 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
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Loc: cleanup
Gram says that Tinkerbell still has the dog. That's what started the first fight of the day, with the building manager. He wouldn't let Tink bring the dog on set.
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#224956 - 03/03/07 04:13 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Gram says that Tinkerbell still has the dog. That's what started the first fight of the day, with the building manager. He wouldn't let Tink bring the dog on set.




I think 'Twinkerbell' is more appropriate in Kurt's case...an amalgam of Twink, Tweaker, and a famous fairy too.

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#224957 - 03/03/07 09:02 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
I already adopted Lacie Heart's dog-- plus the crazy one I had before that. Otherwise I'd love to take it.
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#224958 - 03/03/07 09:11 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
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I think 'Twinkerbell' is more appropriate in Kurt's case...an amalgam of Twink, Tweaker, and a famous fairy too.




You are correct, sir. So Ordered.
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#224959 - 03/07/07 09:21 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Labrador?


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#224960 - 03/08/07 11:43 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
SassySorrelFilly Offline
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Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 44
I concur. Definitely NOT a lab. LOL.

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#224961 - 03/08/07 11:50 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
Saevus Maximus Offline
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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Labrador?






Does the Lockwood fellow even own a shirt? The Christmas tree in the background leads me to believe the photo was taken during winter yet the dude is shirtless.
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#224962 - 03/08/07 12:22 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Do you guys get the Canadian show Trailer Park Boys down in 'merica? Randy is a male prostitute that moves in with the alchoholic manager of the trailer park.


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#224963 - 03/08/07 12:30 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood Abandons His Labrador
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Lockwood needs a Mr Lahey to look up to.

[hijack]Top Shit Analogies from Jim Lahey:
"Y'see, Ricky started off as a little shitspark from the ol' shitflint that eventually grew into a shitbonfire, and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, grew into a raging shitfirestorm. If I marry Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I'll be able to unleash a shitnami tidal wave that will extinguish Ricky and his shitflames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave...shitwaves".

Funniest show on TV, period, except for the sanitized version shown in the US. [/hijack]
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