I blame the influx of sucker mc new posters. I could've written better posts on a napkin at Starbucks.

Seriously, sucking is in the eye of the beholder or as Gonzogirl might say, the brown eye of...well, you get the idea. Btw, Gonzogirl, you know I lurve you, but don't turn into a shitty poster. It's easy to do when you're female since even xpt wrongly grades on a curve when you have a vagina or a wheelchair.

Sidenote, it's Christmas! Baby Gia loves Christmas! Also, photography has got me running in stillettos all over L.A. And Vegas, working me into overdrive. Amazing stuff, but I do miss porn.