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I thought paid professionals went through people like bens mail?



They should do. Guy I worked with a few years back, he took pity on a fan who wrote in and requested his favorite performer's panties. So this dude gets the said undergarments and mails them back to the fan.

About a week goes by, and my buddy receives an envelope from the fan. I warned him not to open it. It looked bulky. But he ignored my wise words and ripped the envelope apart with his bare hands, pulling out a big pile of cum-soaked Kleenex at the same time. The fan just wanted to say, 'Thanks'. My buddy wanted to say, 'MEDIC! MEDIC!'
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH