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#200536 - 11/08/06 08:31 PM Seriously
k1ng Offline
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I know people have aired their concerns recently in other threads, but I'm seriously getting worried for our favorite sweatpant wearing warehouse worker. This is unlike our resident gagfactor savant to be missing so long. CAOH et al here's to hoping johnny law hasn't caught up with ya.
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#200537 - 11/08/06 08:34 PM Re: Seriously
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I have been wondering also. Did he go insane with the temporary dissapearance of XPT? :CAOHbananacream:

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#200538 - 11/08/06 08:39 PM Re: Seriously
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naw he is Big Moose now...

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#200539 - 11/08/06 10:32 PM Re: Seriously
ChickenMaster Offline
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Windsock

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#200540 - 11/08/06 11:02 PM Re: Seriously
gia jordan Offline
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Big Moose sucks and needs to change back into CAOH and his Oppenheimer avatar.
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#200541 - 11/09/06 01:12 AM Re: Seriously
k1ng Offline
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naw he is Big Moose now...




Hmm...that id passed me by, but there is a good chance that is CAOH. However, until I see big moose post about "angry penetrating peni" the jury is still out.
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#200542 - 11/09/06 03:36 AM windsock, please come back
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i am not windsock. for real.
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#200543 - 11/09/06 03:39 AM Re: windsock, please come back
gia jordan Offline
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great. can you leave anyway?
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#200544 - 11/09/06 07:21 AM Re: Seriously
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Quote:

Windsock





Wow, is this pic gay or what?!?!

Fucking emo.
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#200545 - 11/09/06 08:09 AM Re: Seriously
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Yeah, but Taylor Wayne made a great job of his make-up. It's just like hers.
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#200546 - 11/09/06 08:28 AM Re: Seriously
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yikes....
who is that guy?
what was he thinking?

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#200547 - 11/09/06 08:29 AM Re: windsock, please come back
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Quote:

great. can you leave anyway?




i hurt, too.
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#200548 - 11/09/06 11:54 AM Re: windsock, please come back
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i am not windsock. for real.




Looking at the IPs I don't think he is windsock. What you guys hatin' on the poor fella for?
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#200549 - 11/09/06 12:45 PM Re: windsock, please come back
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Quote:

great. can you leave anyway?




i hurt, too.




Then a few fat rails will do you good! Hey, uh, wanna pass a little this way?

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#200550 - 11/09/06 04:22 PM Re: windsock, please come back
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Quote:

i am not windsock. for real.




Looking at the IPs I don't think he is windsock. What you guys hatin' on the poor fella for?




I'll throw in a vote for "Not Windsock" on big moose. The guy has been here for a couple months or so without posting anything, and I also seen his name several time on the "Who's Online" list(but again, never posting anything), even at the same time as windsock a couple of times.
I will, however, call him a windsock/CAOH/simp wannabe who is taking advantage of his absence. The guy does post in a sock/CAOH/simp-ish manner, but the writing style seems quite a bit different. Sorry dude, there can be only 1 windsock(okay, okay, only 3).


Edited by Moronboy?!? (11/09/06 04:24 PM)
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#200551 - 11/09/06 04:58 PM Re: windsock, please come back
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I hope coah was picked up and charged with a serious crime that he didn't commit and is awaiting trial, it would serve him right for taking sexual pleasure in the misfortunes of naive young women all these years.
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#200552 - 11/09/06 05:10 PM Re: Seriously
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Yeah, but Taylor Wayne made a great job of his make-up. It's just like hers.




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#200553 - 11/09/06 05:19 PM Re: windsock, please come back
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The guy has been here for a couple months or so without posting anything,




longer, actually. i changed my original name because i decided it was dumb. now i just go by my for real name.

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I will, however, call him a windsock/CAOH/simp wannabe




this is probably fair, but also being fair, i would only really ever "wannabe" windsock. the other personas were too extreme for my taste. they offered no wiggle room. moreover, i really have tried not to step on his toes too hard. i have refrained from using or because these are images that are practically trademarked by the man.

i will redouble my efforts to not to ride mr. sock's dick so hard, but, in truth, i can only write what is in my heart.
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#200554 - 11/09/06 07:23 PM Re: windsock, please come back
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well that sucks...

i just assumed really. i saw him first after windsock disapeared and didn't think anyone would bother to bite the style. Plus his mentioning of abusing the throat of some retarded convenience store chick was too Ohio not to be him.

sorry big moose ...
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#200555 - 11/09/06 08:04 PM Re: Seriously
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By nature Simp is subversive, and the freedom of this place is not conducive to that. His posts are intended to disconcert, but regardless he always seems to find an applauding audience here, which must be frustrating. I think that is why, despite the occasional gem, many of his postings have been borderline spam. It's telling that his best work was produced on ADT before this place ever existed. Before he was declared outlaw, the ADT grandees actually engaged him with interesting results. He deserves considerable credit for exploring the conflict between between civilized notions and animal desires. To get back to that he needs to disappear and completely re-invent himself, so don't be surprised if a "new" character emerges that eventually steers in the same direction.
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#200556 - 11/09/06 08:42 PM Re: Seriously
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Simp [image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/download.php?Number=191832[/image]


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#200557 - 11/10/06 08:22 AM Re: Seriously
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His posts are intended to disconcert, but regardless he always seems to find an applauding audience here, which must be frustrating. I think that is why, despite the occasional gem, many of his postings have been borderline spam.




i see windsock's "spam" posts differently. i would agree that the audience here probably is frustrating to him, though not for exactly the same reason. while i do think there is an element of frustration at the "applause" he receives, i would imagine this frustration also contains a strong sense of aggravation at how little his ideas are followed up on by the other posters. instead of his posts prompting real thought about their subjects, the response is often nothing more than "go simp!", "good one, simp!", "you suck, simp!", etc. "quah quah quah-", is, at least in part, the sound of a man banging his head against the wall.

or maybe he is just drunk.
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#200558 - 11/10/06 03:18 PM Re: Seriously
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It all fits, I think CAOH was my friend Gary. We live in Ohio, he helped teach me AA but drank again himself, he was a troubled single man, liked the internet, etc. I think after the XPT shutdown, he worked for the Democrats until the election, and died Tuesday night. I had often wondered if Gary was CAOH, and now the nil heard makes it all come together.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#200559 - 11/10/06 04:22 PM Re: Seriously
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It all fits, I think CAOH was my friend Gary. We live in Ohio, he helped teach me AA but drank again himself, he was a troubled single man, liked the internet, etc. I think after the XPT shutdown, he worked for the Democrats until the election, and died Tuesday night. I had often wondered if Gary was CAOH, and now the nil heard makes it all come together.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




just in case this is true, i am going to spend tonight jerking off to cherry poppins , in caoh's honor.
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#200560 - 11/11/06 11:36 AM Re: Seriously
Gigi Offline
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i guess noone is convinced that windsock's dead. good, because the whole cherry poppins thing didn't work for me. everytime i got close, i kept thinking about her queefing twat and i'd start laughing .
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#200561 - 11/11/06 12:00 PM Re: Seriously
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i guess noone is convinced that windsock's dead.




No one is capable of writing this correctly.
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#200562 - 11/11/06 12:32 PM Re: Seriously
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mybad. i mean my bad.
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#200563 - 11/11/06 12:36 PM Re: Seriously
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mybad. i mean my bad.




Don't mind william hyde gonzogirl, he's a humorless asshole.

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#200564 - 11/11/06 12:47 PM Re: Seriously
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Quote:

i guess noone is convinced that windsock's dead.




No one is capable of writing this correctly.





No one on XPT likes you pudwacker. You're one of Riley Shy's best MySpace "friends," why don't you go and forge some more checks with her austronaut boyfriend?

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#200565 - 11/11/06 01:50 PM Re: Seriously
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i because the whole cherry poppins thing didn't work for me. everytime i got close, i kept thinking about her queefing twat and i'd start laughing .




I have a very similar experience. Whenever I view Cherry I think of the beginning of ther 5 guy creampie. The men are checking out her dirty shitty ass, apparently she has a wiping problem. As they check out the shit she asks them what they are looking at, and to my disgust they answer "We are looking at your breakfast".

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#200566 - 11/11/06 02:20 PM Re: Seriously
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

mybad. i mean my bad.




Don't mind william hyde gonzogirl, he's a humorless asshole.



humorless asshole, perhaps. however, considering i once made an entire stupid post ragging on someone's spelling (and got reamed for it, deservedly ), i was asking for it. but thanks.
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#200567 - 11/11/06 10:45 PM Re: Seriously
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

i guess noone is convinced that windsock's dead.




No one is capable of writing this correctly.





No one on XPT likes you pudwacker. You're one of Riley Shy's best MySpace "friends," why don't you go and forge some more checks with her austronaut boyfriend?




Yeah, so you and h2c never tire of reminding me. And honestly, I can't think of a more pathetic collection of chicken milking faggots I'd rather be despised by. Now why don't you go back to jerking off with your little sister's dirty underthings?

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#200568 - 11/12/06 06:59 AM Re: Seriously
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Yeah, so you and h2c never tire of reminding me. And honestly, I can't think of a more pathetic collection of chicken milking faggots I'd rather be despised by. Now why don't you go back to jerking off with your little sister's dirty underthings?






The hilarious part isn't the fact that you're hated it's the fact that you keep trying for acceptance like smartt did. You are truly pathetic and entertaining at the same time.

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