I'd go with Arianna Jollee except I know I'd cheat on her with Hillary atleast twice. Any woman as filthy as her would produce children so angry they'd desperately try and get off this planet so we'd have a race of rocket scientists. Lisa Sparxxx would eat her offspring and Hillary Clinton doesn't look like she'd let me piss on her. I don't know the other two.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.