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#199290 - 11/02/06 03:40 PM deballa birthday?
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
word on these streets is deballa birthday and she gonna throw a bash.

to you deballa on the day your momma shit you out her punnany.

[Cee-Lo] Uh huh
[T-Dubl] Yeah
[Cee-Lo] Aw man I got a sweet tooth, can you dig it
[T-Dubl] After this one you gon need a root canal then
[Cee-Lo] I love sugar all of it
[T-Dubl] This one for all the clean, decent women
[Cee-Lo] Lay it on me girl
[T-Dubl] Pay Close Attention

[Hook: Cee-Lo]
She put that sugar on my tongue
Shes gonna
Gimme gimme some
She put it right there on my tongue (Skeet Skeet)
Right there on my tongue (She turns me on, like no other)

[Trick Daddy]
And gimme some of your butter pecan
Put it right there on tip of my tongue, hold it
Right jeeeah
Cuz baby, if I bite you
I bet you like it
French Vanilla's a hell of a flavor for me
With strawberries, two cherries and whipped cream
The best things are the wet dreams
And uh, the rest is just a flick without a sex scene
Or lee, I speak the truth
Cuz the blacker the berry
The sweeter the juice
Cuz, Florida oranges and Georgia peaches
When they nice and ripe, they the best for eatin'
Southern boys we crave for old slice of pie after they main course
So if you game for it
I came for it
I got a thing for ya
That I can't ignore

[Hook - 2X]

[Ludacris]
She put that sugar on my tongue, tongue
Yippie Yippie, Yum Yum
Goodie goodie gum drop
Put me in a tongue lock
Did it till my body went numb, numb
Laid her on her back, back
Turned her round, gave her bottom a smack, smack
She's a woman from the block with the best of weave
But I won't stop till I'm pullin out tracks, tracks
It was lust at first sight
And she couldn't help sayin that she wanted to get with me
And my size was just right
Cuz she wanted a man with a little sec-ur-ity
Said I been around the world twice
And my name ring bells from Atlanta to Sic-i-ly
Said she wanted it all night
So put the bubbles in the tub and Ludacris and me

[Hook - 2X]

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeeah Yeeeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah

[Trick Daddy]
Sweetie you look so incredible
So delicious and so damn edible
All I need is some honey or syrup
With a lil' butter to rub down all your curves
And no need for the lemonade
Just a twist of lime and some grape Kool-Aid
Can I call you Caramel?
Cuz I'm bout to go coo-coo to taste your Coco Puffs
One bowl ought to fill me up
But that milk gotta be cold enough
So supper time that'll hold me up
I might choke myself if I don't slow it up, but
Honey, you look like a honeydew melon
Or strawberry with the whipped cream filling
Of the top part of the peach cobbler
But uh, the fruit platter ought to do me better

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#199291 - 11/02/06 03:51 PM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

word on these streets is deballa birthday and she gonna throw a bash.

to you deballa on the day your momma shit you out her punnany.

[Cee-Lo] Uh huh
[T-Dubl] Yeah
[Cee-Lo] Aw man I got a sweet tooth, can you dig it
[T-Dubl] After this one you gon need a root canal then
[Cee-Lo] I love sugar all of it
[T-Dubl] This one for all the clean, decent women
[Cee-Lo] Lay it on me girl
[T-Dubl] Pay Close Attention

[Hook: Cee-Lo]
She put that sugar on my tongue
Shes gonna
Gimme gimme some
She put it right there on my tongue (Skeet Skeet)
Right there on my tongue (She turns me on, like no other)

[Trick Daddy]
And gimme some of your butter pecan
Put it right there on tip of my tongue, hold it
Right jeeeah
Cuz baby, if I bite you
I bet you like it
French Vanilla's a hell of a flavor for me
With strawberries, two cherries and whipped cream
The best things are the wet dreams
And uh, the rest is just a flick without a sex scene
Or lee, I speak the truth
Cuz the blacker the berry
The sweeter the juice
Cuz, Florida oranges and Georgia peaches
When they nice and ripe, they the best for eatin'
Southern boys we crave for old slice of pie after they main course
So if you game for it
I came for it
I got a thing for ya
That I can't ignore

[Hook - 2X]

[Ludacris]
She put that sugar on my tongue, tongue
Yippie Yippie, Yum Yum
Goodie goodie gum drop
Put me in a tongue lock
Did it till my body went numb, numb
Laid her on her back, back
Turned her round, gave her bottom a smack, smack
She's a woman from the block with the best of weave
But I won't stop till I'm pullin out tracks, tracks
It was lust at first sight
And she couldn't help sayin that she wanted to get with me
And my size was just right
Cuz she wanted a man with a little sec-ur-ity
Said I been around the world twice
And my name ring bells from Atlanta to Sic-i-ly
Said she wanted it all night
So put the bubbles in the tub and Ludacris and me

[Hook - 2X]

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeeah Yeeeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah

[Trick Daddy]
Sweetie you look so incredible
So delicious and so damn edible
All I need is some honey or syrup
With a lil' butter to rub down all your curves
And no need for the lemonade
Just a twist of lime and some grape Kool-Aid
Can I call you Caramel?
Cuz I'm bout to go coo-coo to taste your Coco Puffs
One bowl ought to fill me up
But that milk gotta be cold enough
So supper time that'll hold me up
I might choke myself if I don't slow it up, but
Honey, you look like a honeydew melon
Or strawberry with the whipped cream filling
Of the top part of the peach cobbler
But uh, the fruit platter ought to do me better




Nahh ya fucked up Guapo..check it...
My fave Luda track "who the fuck you talkin to"
Luda..

"Now if a bad bitch wants dick, then its dick I give her
Ludacris nigga, I stand and deliver
Neva back down, won't shake nor shiver
Fuck with me and get found in the Chattahoochee River
This 7 inch shank, will put a stop to his ticker
But shoties to the body make him drop much quicker
Yeah I appear to be a nice lil nigga
Fuck with anything I love, I'm a stone cold killa
Eating off of 'Sace, sleeping on chinchilla
8 figga nigga, I'm a multi milla
See me in the street, it can't get no realer
Giving back to my hood with a pocket full of scrilla
My neighbors say my house can't get no bigga
I do good ass bidness, with a bad ass temper
Please tell ya bitch, stop playing with my zipper
Or I'll Brrrrddd Stick Her HaHaHa Stick HER!"
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#199292 - 11/02/06 08:01 PM Re: deballa birthday?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
does anyone read these lyrics when they're posted?






















I didn't think so.

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#199293 - 11/02/06 08:55 PM Re: deballa birthday?
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
how old is she turning? 60?
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#199294 - 11/02/06 09:08 PM Re: deballa birthday?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

does anyone read these lyrics when they're posted?






















I didn't think so.





you are angry today, but you make a good point.
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“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis

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#199295 - 11/03/06 12:20 AM Re: deballa birthday?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

does anyone read these lyrics when they're posted?

I didn't think so.





you are angry today, but you make a good point.




Bornyo's anger makes me feel like this world could be a better place.

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#199296 - 11/03/06 05:21 PM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
re:bornyo


smelly monkey



you are angry today,




Its most likely the country music.As much as he claims to like it,that shit is a full frontal assault on the senses.
I'm sure that I read somewhere that too much "twang" causes
adverse stimuli in the frontal lobe.Its like a reverse donkey punch.
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#199297 - 11/03/06 06:16 PM Re: deballa birthday?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480

Lou, you're about as relevant as a Yakov Smirnov joke.
If you'd quit dodging subjects like your momma dodges my cumshots you might actually learn something around here. However, I've got you painted for a fat, angsty teenager who's not on the college track and unlikely to ever get the picture. Try something here, it's more to your speed. Tell your momma to bathe.

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#199298 - 11/03/06 06:24 PM Re: deballa birthday?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That'd be cool if DeBella jumped out of her own birthday cake.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#199299 - 11/03/06 08:12 PM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
John Fluffer
Quote:


Lou, you're about as relevant as a Yakov Smirnov joke.
If you'd quit dodging subjects like your momma dodges my cumshots you might actually learn something around here. However, I've got you painted for a fat, angsty teenager who's not on the college track and unlikely to ever get the picture. Try something here, it's more to your speed. Tell your momma to bathe.




lol.....Ya.. you'd like it if I went elsewhere wouldn't ya lil guy?
Heres a lil tip for ya Fluffer..never show weakness.Just because I called ya on a weak post and switched up your Screenname,it doesnt mean you have to go all metrosexual on me.heh..As far as the "ya momma jokes" go..Wilmer called..and both coasts think you're a complete and total twat.....lol




Fluffer says..
Quote:

I've got you painted for a fat, angsty teenager who's not on the college track and unlikely to ever get the picture.




Lol.."painted" huh?You just owned yourself with that one lil guy.And I'll ignore the fact that you dated your yourself with Yakov Smirnoff reference..lol..Whats next..a Ghostbuster reference?

Since you feel free to speculate...I'll give it a shot.
Heres how I see you fuckwad.A 40+ yr old limpdick that when he smiles ,all you see is tonsils..And callouses on his lips. Upon further examination you'll note the chancres on his uvula and dents on his windpipe.Although you may not be enthusiastic about you're work,you throw yourself into it fully being that's how your generation views a healthy work attitude.

Feel free to counter me point for point lil guy.
If not maybe you wanna follow that link you provided.


Edited by LouCypher (11/03/06 08:16 PM)
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#199300 - 11/03/06 08:47 PM Re: deballa birthday?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
LouCypher= garfield ?????
_________________________
“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis

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#199301 - 11/03/06 09:00 PM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Naww..
Feel free to check the IP's Monkey.I post from the same two isp's everytime(one work,one home).No proxys or any shit like that.

Its nice of you to try and soften the blow for John Fluffer though by insuniating I was a reg.Who would of thought the Monkey had feelings?
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#199302 - 11/03/06 09:03 PM Re: deballa birthday?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the new guy lou is an unreasonable dickhead, half of his posts have some mention of firearms in them and within 50 posts he's managed to feud with floofin, one of the more easygoing people on the board.

so basically, he shows promise. some raw, misanthropic talent is there already and hate's like speed-you can't coach it. he's got the potential to be a decent asshole.
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#199303 - 11/03/06 09:11 PM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

the new guy lou is an unreasonable dickhead, half of his posts have some mention of firearms in them and within 50 posts he's managed to feud with floofin, one of the more easygoing people on the board.

so basically, he shows promise. some raw, misanthropic talent is there already and hate's like speed-you can't coach it. he's got the potential to be a decent asshole.




*Ohh for fucks sake...so I left a mushroom shaped bruise on Fluffers forehead...
Dont all ya lil bitches come runnin for the shelter of the big gun at once.































*(pure bluster)
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#199304 - 11/03/06 11:48 PM Re: deballa birthday?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

the new guy lou is an unreasonable dickhead, half of his posts have some mention of firearms in them and within 50 posts he's managed to feud with floofin, one of the more easygoing people on the board.

so basically, he shows promise. some raw, misanthropic talent is there already and hate's like speed-you can't coach it. he's got the potential to be a decent asshole.





Its coah, unless he has a gun loving cousin crashing at his place.
_________________________
“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis

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#199305 - 11/04/06 01:21 AM Re: deballa birthday?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I'm all for some good new hate around here but I'll stick with my story, except add maybe 10 years to his age and a few stints in the joint. This guy is bad_bad with the combination to his dad's gunsafe and a talent for murdering syntax. He'll make some ATF agent's quota one day soon.
Prognosis: washout.

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#199306 - 11/04/06 08:49 AM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
John Fllofin
Quote:

This guy is bad_bad with the combination to his dad's gunsafe and a talent for murdering syntax. He'll make some ATF agent's quota one day soon.
Prognosis: washout.




Something tells me that's the same prepared speech you lay on the grandkids just before they go out the door to play with the bigger kids in the neighborhood.And I'm sure my thoughts are much the same as theirs.."ya,whatever old man".

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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#199307 - 11/04/06 10:23 AM Re: deballa birthday?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
That's it? Really?

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#199308 - 11/04/06 06:31 PM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
John Floofin
Quote:

That's it? Really?




lol..
Ya Johnny boy..thats all you get.After you failed to counter any of my points and then proceeded to backpeddle,deny,and deflect,its all you're warranted.

You're going to have to clamor a fuck of alot harder for any more of my attention ol timer.Plus I dont have the time to sit here and watch Monkey go through the 4,900+ names trying to figure out who I may or may not be.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#199309 - 11/04/06 09:51 PM Re: deballa birthday?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Ugh, I've got the feeling that I've set my sights too low here, like I've picked a fight with a Mongoloid. You've dropped the ball, the game is over. No one is trying to figure out who you might have been. I can assume that you've sucked in the past and I am certain that you will continue to do so. Good day, sir.

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#199310 - 11/04/06 09:55 PM Re: deballa birthday?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

John Floofin
Quote:

That's it? Really?




lol..
Ya Johnny boy..thats all you get.After you failed to counter any of my points and then proceeded to backpeddle,deny,and deflect,its all you're warranted.

You're going to have to clamor a fuck of alot harder for any more of my attention ol timer.Plus I dont have the time to sit here and watch Monkey go through the 4,900+ names trying to figure out who I may or may not be.





Welcome home swami, hows your mom doing?.
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#199311 - 11/05/06 05:45 PM Re: deballa birthday?
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

LouCypher= garfield ?????


No, garfield had much better command of the written language.
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#199312 - 11/05/06 06:51 PM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
heh..
Zer0 for fucken 3 Monkey.This is you're forum d00d,try a lil harder to make a decent representation.You slap about the p0rn chicks with little to no effort.Why the fuck are you struggling so hard in this thread?If you fuktards haven't noticed,Jamesn is only reg to make a decent showing in this thread kids.The rest of you are dawdling about like lumbering retards,flailing your meathooks and pounding on the keyboard like Jim Cramer on his sound effect machine.
There is absolutely nothing any of you cunts can type that I cant twist and proceed to shove back up your ass till your colon looks like an exit wound from a 12 gauge slug.
Fucken deal with it.

Now for some advice.
Lets try a lil less post humpin and put a lil more effort into your "l33t fl4m1ng 5k1llz".

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#199313 - 11/05/06 07:07 PM Re: deballa birthday?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#199314 - 11/05/06 07:17 PM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:






I call out the post humpers and you take it as a challenge to wave your pom-poms,bend over,and flash your rail roaded ass like the forum fuckpuddle you are.Well done Biff.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#199315 - 11/05/06 09:00 PM Re: deballa birthday?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

heh..
Zer0 for fucken 3 Monkey.This is you're forum d00d,try a lil harder to make a decent representation.You slap about the p0rn chicks with little to no effort.Why the fuck are you struggling so hard in this thread?If you fuktards haven't noticed,Jamesn is only reg to make a decent showing in this thread kids.The rest of you are dawdling about like lumbering retards,flailing your meathooks and pounding on the keyboard like Jim Cramer on his sound effect machine.
There is absolutely nothing any of you cunts can type that I cant twist and proceed to shove back up your ass till your colon looks like an exit wound from a 12 gauge slug.
Fucken deal with it.

Now for some advice.
Lets try a lil less post humpin and put a lil more effort into your "l33t fl4m1ng 5k1llz".








_________________________
“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis

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#199316 - 11/06/06 05:20 AM Re: deballa birthday?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

heh..
Zer0 for fucken 3 Monkey.This is you're forum d00d,try a lil harder to make a decent representation.You slap about the p0rn chicks with little to no effort.Why the fuck are you struggling so hard in this thread?If you fuktards haven't noticed,Jamesn is only reg to make a decent showing in this thread kids.The rest of you are dawdling about like lumbering retards,flailing your meathooks and pounding on the keyboard like Jim Cramer on his sound effect machine.
There is absolutely nothing any of you cunts can type that I cant twist and proceed to shove back up your ass till your colon looks like an exit wound from a 12 gauge slug.
Fucken deal with it.

Now for some advice.
Lets try a lil less post humpin and put a lil more effort into your "l33t fl4m1ng 5k1llz".













You tryin to hurt my feelings Monkey?
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#199317 - 11/06/06 09:39 AM Re: deballa birthday?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

I call out the post humpers and you take it as a challenge to wave your pom-poms,bend over,and flash your rail roaded ass like the forum fuckpuddle you are.Well done Biff.







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#199318 - 11/06/06 02:52 PM Re: deballa birthday?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I'd bang daballa. Coochies father said a long time ago, the only white women that regular black guys get are fat and ugly, the throwaways of society. On the flipside, the only brothas that get hot white women are athletes or entertainers. This bitch would be on the menu for some chocolate dickdown yeaaaah. Do you think Jewel would be willing to be a surrogate mother for the child of say her momma and the Coochie Monster?
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#199319 - 11/08/06 01:05 PM Re: deballa birthday?
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

Quote:






I call out the post humpers and you take it as a challenge to wave your pom-poms,bend over,and flash your rail roaded ass like the forum fuckpuddle you are.Well done Biff.




Damn, does it ever stop?
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