1) Either a severe case of Vaginal Schizophrenia, whereby the whore fucks a different guy everyday, and eventually the body adapts in a Luke-Ford-Off-His-Meds-Exclusive-Report-Kinda-way and actually grows another set of genitals for each partner...

2) Cuntage...POWER Cuntage

3)Hillary finally contracted the STD to end all STDs, whereby the antibiotics she constantly had to take while shacked up at Chateau Iron finally pushed the vaginal fauna over the edge and she now has the first case of Willy-wonka-gobstopperesque Everlasting/Evermultiplying diseased pussy-itis. We need radiation centers established along Highways in the San Fernando Valley, just my humble opinion....