Is there "Adult Expo" debauchery going on somewhere? Do you all have dates? Solemn, respectful contemplation of the 5 year anniversary of the events five years ago in the United States?

If they were up your butt you'd know where they were!

Well, I'm just here because once again I am lonely, dateless, all my friends are off having fun that is too COOL for me to be involved in. I guess I could go to the local bar and pick up some methed-out skank-whore and bring her home for an easy lay, but don't want to have to wake up the next morning and find all my possessions in the pawn shop. So, I guess I'll just stay here and engage in idle chit-chat with some fellow degenerates. So, windsock, how's the weather over there?

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If they were up your butt you'd know where they were!


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I love that joke. Probably more than birdshit would.

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for some reason that was a phrase that was used alot when I was a kid...we were like 6 and 7 and would say that whenever someone asked where something is...got in trouble a few times saying it to my mom.

Hello windsock! I am here! Well I got home from work and ate something first and then had a few drinks before I booted up my trusty pc! Well I don't usually date often unless however the girl wants to. Well I will admit that it has been a while when I was at AA but last month I began to binge again. I did well and had a interview but then I celebrated and began to drink again. Then they did not hire me so now I have a good job however it only pays minumumwage. Well when I was sober I made way more than that I used to be pretty smart well I guess I still am if I don't have more than 2 or 3 glasses. Well I don't mind so don't worry about me I will be all right. Oh I also mow lawns but summer will be over soon and I will ask my customers if I can rake leaves. Well the holidays are fast approaching you know and everybody knows extra money comes in extra handy lol!

Well this was a nice post so I wiill just say that I love the beautiful stars! I did not rent a movie yesterday or today however tomorrow is when they have the specials so I will see what is availble and let you know! See you on the baord windsock thanks!

I took my boy to the D-Backs game where Brandon Webb threw a one-hit shutout against the fuckin' Cardinals in under two hours. Put the kids to bed, nailed my old lady, and now I'm sittin' here with a joint in my mouth.

How you doin'?

Hello John floodin! Well I am great however you can read my previous post because tonight is the same! Well I guessthat windsock has not read my post I looked for his reply lol! Well I can understand if he is busy.

Well I hope that everyone is doing fine and dandy and also to Holly and Gia and the other stars! Remember that girl penny that the king posted that picture well is she really real and also if she is does she post on this board? Well I still think it was teasing however if it was not then I do not want to offend penny even though she was not the one that I was talking about. Well I wish penny luck!