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#1837 - 12/15/10 08:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Good quote but who cares if you don't attribute it to anyone relevant to the board?
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#1838 - 12/15/10 08:39 PM
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^^^I think he was speaking from personal experience.
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#1839 - 12/18/10 09:07 AM
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^^^I think he was speaking from personal experience. Bingo.
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#1840 - 12/18/10 11:55 AM
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I'm not certain that's anything you'd want to quote yourself about, Dude. Merry Christms, anyway.
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#1841 - 12/18/10 08:36 PM
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"Would you just let me stir up some shit without getting all stinky yourself Chuck?"
---BDM
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#1842 - 12/22/10 07:06 PM
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I'll wager the child forums are full of boys who remind him of bad experiences in reform school. -Someone who doesn't know what a child forum is.
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#1843 - 12/22/10 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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A healthy dose of jondra or more likely a typo... Gia Jordan said about a porn newcomer: Don't even hint at her ruing herself.
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#1844 - 12/22/10 09:58 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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A healthy dose of jondra or more likely a typo... Gia Jordan said about a porn newcomer: Don't even hint at her ruing herself. Gia also edited that post at least 3 times as well.
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#1846 - 12/26/10 05:42 AM
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"Whores Lie"... It's a pretty common saying over on XXX Porn Talk/Convict Central. Somewhere I have a picture of that Gia Jordan chick wearing a t-shirt with that written on it. Dean is about the only (truly) cool person who posts over there. The rest of them should probably be chemically (or surgically... either way) castrated so they don't further pollute the gene pool.
The upstanding losers of XXX Poon pretty well ripped Alyssa West for doing preggo porn, so I'm sure they got Ruthie somewhere along the line too. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=217017&page=5
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#1847 - 12/30/10 07:30 PM
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"Having been a porn viewer for about 10 years now, I find it hard to believe that many of the cameramen and directors in the biz would actually have any interest in being with a lady. They usually seem far more interested in male ass and balls."-boob enthusiast on gaydt
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#1848 - 12/31/10 08:42 AM
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"oh good god, facebook just suggested i become friends with darrah ford. and i've only been awake for 5 minutes"
---Conquistador, via PM
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#1849 - 12/31/10 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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@ Conq. They hope to get you when you're addled !
Edited by backdoorman (12/31/10 04:03 PM)
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#1850 - 01/06/11 06:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Selling your house so you can buy more porn. That's what we at JM like to hear."- tony malice
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#1851 - 01/13/11 06:01 AM
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"I don't want to fuck you, I want to fill you full of LSD and let you loose on highway 401."
---Conquistador
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#1852 - 01/15/11 07:56 AM
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"I definitely won't be responding to you anymore at this point because you've shown that you're in actuality VERY mentally unstable."
---Monica Foster
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#1853 - 01/15/11 09:47 AM
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"I definitely won't be responding to you anymore at this point because you've shown that you're in actuality VERY mentally unstable."
---Monica Foster Quote of the week. She leaves herself an out by not responding "anymore at this point" (nice English, stupid). She respond at some other point. Seldom does one see a hooker with such grace and class. Pretty Woman Redux.
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#1854 - 01/15/11 07:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"The Monica Foster name is a draw. I'm attractive, am decent on camera and have a good energy."-monica foster's delusion of grandeur.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#1855 - 01/19/11 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"listen.stupid.fuck.
if you have to pay for something to get it "free" then it's not free. the per unit price is lower. you should know this. the jew is weak in you alex."-lou cypher
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#1856 - 01/20/11 06:30 AM
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Seventy plus years of Sovietization would weaken the Jew in anyone.
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#1857 - 01/28/11 12:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Dude, she has been filmed w/ cock in her butt. She worked at a Nevada Brothel. She has worked with Porno Dan. Her kids will probably put a picture of her twat and Charlie Sheen's coffee table on an easel next to her casket. jerkules
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#1858 - 01/28/11 02:21 PM
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charlie sheen is nothing more than a perverted charlie manson
-guapo
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#1859 - 01/29/11 06:29 AM
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"Tweaked out on meth and using bleach based cleaning products on your genitals isn't exactly a gentle thing..."
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#1861 - 02/04/11 06:03 AM
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"Contact Nate@takedownpiracy.com if you find any of your content on those pesky tubes. They have more viruses than I do." ---Brandon Irons
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#1862 - 02/15/11 06:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"O.K. I really getting into the EMO slut Porn. But why is it called Emo Porn. It's just a Dumb Slut with colored hair, tattoos, and Piercings. Its nothing new. I like the fact that there so fucking young looking.!"
--The Mentors.
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#1863 - 02/18/11 09:35 PM
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"I'm being nice here, PM me if you actually need more simplified instructions and I'll attempt to huff some gasoline and dumb them down for you fucking wastes of air."---Conquistdor (Actually, the entire post is brilliant, quintessential XPT anger, but I'm not going to post it all here and start a trend.)
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#1864 - 02/24/11 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"You can't put a price on love. You can put a price on Amy Ried's delicious anus."-brandon iron
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#1865 - 02/24/11 02:49 PM
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"Melissa said in chats she used to use a strap-on on you and put cigars out on your back. I never took you to be such a bottom bitch until then Brandon."
---H2C
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#1866 - 02/28/11 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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And so, once the question is answered, you could argue reasonably that the parent would say, 'Thank you for paying attention to my question and spending all that money to answer it.' But that's not where they are coming from — they have a belief that is nonfalsifiable -Skeptical Inquirer, on antivaccine cocksuckers
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#1867 - 02/28/11 10:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"yes i am on a drug.its called charlie sheen!"-charlie sheen
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#1870 - 03/07/11 02:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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You could not possibly know that, since you died in the mid 90s, so I call bullshit.
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#1871 - 03/09/11 01:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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"I am a living science experiment:) There hasn't been any negative consequences. I don't have to wear diapers, it doesn't fall out when i sneeze. These are common questions LOL Its really fucking hot having it licked sucked and fucked, and mashing it against another woman's prolapse is insane. Hot insane science experiment. Check me out" Dgg at ADT: anal prolapsing in porn Yep, that's some hot shit right there.
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#1872 - 03/11/11 02:39 PM
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"Despite the blanket and foot calluses, many were able to recognize that Fells was incorporating his penis as a massage tool. "
---Teh media, via faceblaster
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#1873 - 03/14/11 07:52 PM
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#1876 - 03/14/11 10:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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he shit up the quote of the day thread so no questions and just one answer. - Lou Cypher.
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#1878 - 03/15/11 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Florida Keys Man Busted For Theft Of Couple’s "Bag Of Dildos""-iwadult
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#1879 - 03/21/11 11:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah man, people really thought the Fonz was cool and tough. It was all part of the Big Lie by the MSM. Don't let The Man prevent you from speaking the truth about Happy Days.
Claude Goddard
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#506470 - 04/15/11 09:47 PM
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"Paperhearst: I contacted Sasha today and asked her to reach out to some of her more prominent intelligentsia studying psychology. They all concluded that you are suffering from powerful latent homosexual urges as well as an unnerving fixation on other people's pursuit of their own happiness. They likened you to the older Jeffrey Lebowski who hates scofflaws and bums like the Dude. It kills you to see someone getting a free ride in life. I regret all the anger and discomfort my fun has caused you and would like to offer you a rug from one of my properties. I promise not to urinate on it...unless you would prefer it delivered to you this way."-brandon iron
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#507206 - 04/22/11 10:23 PM
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"It is tough watching old low quality dial up downloads when HD Anal is a click away. Plus I like the barely legal, deer in the head lights girls."
---Jerkules
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#507761 - 04/28/11 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"If the American Dream is hitting the lottery and spending the rest of your life telling any one you want to go fuck themselves, I share in that." -Jerkules
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#507764 - 04/28/11 09:19 PM
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I really don't want to create a precedent of quoting the shout box, but since it's bound to happen anyway, I'd like to establish the protocol. Names in Bold, quotes at the beginning of paragraphs. Thus:
"Panzer: I accepted the parcel, went home, opened the box and seen the boxcovers. I rifled through all the discs, but all them were full of tranny pornos
"Panzer: so I threw them out into the street grate, where the rain drains to"
Edit: Since the shout box isn't searchable, like posts are, should it be incumbent upon the quoter to note date & time?
Edited by J.B. (04/28/11 09:21 PM) Edit Reason: question on date stamp
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#517660 - 05/02/11 12:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fiend:
"Buy an ounce of coke and an ounce of meth. If you can't recruit new talent after that you should jump in front of a bus moving at high speed."
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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