Before i died i was on good terms with Brandon, and I was beginning to actually enjoy a few select titles from his pornucopia. But then I croaked, and in the afterlife i found this disturbing news:

There will be an accounting for all the potential human beings that have been consumed by porn whores in all these swallowing and bukkae movies. "Every sperm is Precious" blares at the pearly gates when you approach it....you guys are fucked.