I hate myself on days when I'm too lazy to blow dry my hair when I get out of the shower and then go about my day. It makes my nose look bigger just when you never thought that was possible.

I also hate myself on days when I fall asleep at night without washing my face and then waking up in the middle to do it in the bright friggin bathroom.

I hate myself on days when I don't drink water because I'm enjoying tea instead and don't wanna lower my standards to something so tasteless. I really do hate myself on those days.

I guess I just hate myself