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#163470 - 04/25/06 10:34 AM monkey's ascendance to divine=funny
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	he should edit more posts randomly, i fondly remember his "i'm a big fat brazilian nobody likes" one, being an invisible omnipetent occasionally striking down upon random posts to randomly make them funnier every now and then will keep the cage unpredictable. that edit was actually funnier than ANYTHING i've seen posted here in a while, he's got a totally different canvas to work with now. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#163471 - 04/25/06 10:21 PM Re: monkey's ascendance to divine=funny
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	It's all bullshit.
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#163472 - 04/26/06 10:43 PM Re: monkey's ascendance to divine=funny
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Received this today at 2:35pm from your "God".... From: 6338 and done here piggy piggy piggy. Oink, oink, oink. Smelly Monkey, like it or not, is a cokehead who is shot out...his brain is partially fried. Yes, it's just like the line from *The Boondock Saints* "You're a Fraud! It's like going to Heaven and seeing God smoking crack!" _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#163473 - 04/28/06 05:59 PM Re: monkey's ascendance to divine=funny
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Quote: Received this today at 2:35pm from your "God".... From: 6338 and done here piggy piggy piggy. Oink, oink, oink. Smelly Monkey, like it or not, is a cokehead who is shot out...his brain is partially fried. Yes, it's just like the line from *The Boondock Saints* "You're a Fraud! It's like going to Heaven and seeing God smoking crack!" That kind of anxiety & self doubt is very common amongst gods and the godlike, they say. We love monkey unconditionally for his good works, and he needn't live in fear of exposure. However if this is more Budgerigardian satire, you can disregard this, I suppose. I can never tell what's what. _________________________ Quah.
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#163474 - 04/28/06 08:09 PM Re: monkey's ascendance to divine=funny
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Quote: Received this today at 2:35pm from your "God".... From: 6338 and done here piggy piggy piggy. Oink, oink, oink. Smelly Monkey, like it or not, is a cokehead who is shot out...his brain is partially fried. Yes, it's just like the line from *The Boondock Saints* "You're a Fraud! It's like going to Heaven and seeing God smoking crack!" That kind of anxiety & self doubt is very common amongst gods and the godlike, they say. We love monkey unconditionally for his good works, and he needn't live in fear of exposure. However if this is more Budgerigardian satire, you can disregard this, I suppose. I can never tell what's what. Sometimes I love this place.
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