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#163309 - 04/24/06 05:31 PM Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I can't dance the tango



Edited by 6338 and done (04/27/06 09:23 PM)
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#163310 - 04/24/06 05:37 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
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#163311 - 04/24/06 05:37 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Perhaps Gia could start a Recipe/Cooking Thread? Or post them here?

Here's my 10,000 Calorie Anti-Pasta Salad.

Romain Lettuce.
Green Pepper (Diced)
Black Olives.
Purple Onion
Cherry Tomatoes
Small thin slices of hard salami.
Small cubed ham (about 1/4" squares)
Small cubed pepperoni (about 1/4" squares)
Shredded Mozerella Cheese (lately I've been using a Kraft Five Cheese Italian Cheese, it's got Parmisian, Provolone, Mozerella and two other white cheese I can't recall)
Spanish Olives (thin sliced)
Banana Pepper Rings
Italian Dressing.


Mmmmmmm.

It's salad, it has to be good for you right?
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#163312 - 04/24/06 05:43 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
CAOH should have his own blog. I'd read that shit everyday.
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#163313 - 04/24/06 05:48 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Sounds good, but why Kraft? Why any commercial bullshit ingredients? In honor of CAOH, WHY, WHY, WHY?!!! Look, go to the deli section of any finer grocery store and get authentic cheese. Same goes with meat. No pre-packaged. The Italian side of my family sides with me on this issue.
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#163314 - 04/24/06 05:51 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Sounds good, but why Kraft? Why any commercial bullshit ingredients? In honor of CAOH, WHY, WHY, WHY?!!! Look, go to the deli section of any finer grocery store and get authentic cheese. Same goes with meat. No pre-packaged. The Italian side of my family sides with me on this issue.




Cause the Kraft Cheese is the mixed cheese, and buying the ingredients from the delli adds additional expense I can't afford.

Gia,

What is your opinion of those commercially available veggie burgers. I've had the Chili and Black Bean ones and they didn't make me want to vomit.

Really, whats good food that's good for me, that doesn't taste like I'm eating horseshit.
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#163315 - 04/24/06 06:00 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Veggie burgers are disgusting and high in carbs. Avoid soy at all costs.

Yes, you can afford finer food that hasn't been processed. It's your health and quality of life in the long run. Besides, hotter chicks frequent high-end grocery stores. I once met a guy by fighting over the last sliver of Swordfish of Bristol Farms.
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#163316 - 04/24/06 06:10 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
mmMmm Britol Farms. There's one down the road on Westlake Blvd. soooo good. Gia you're killin me. LOL

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#163317 - 04/24/06 06:27 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Lessee here:

pistoning...pestulating...portentious...paunchy...platitudinous...pesky...
poltroonish...pusillanimous...preternatural...pulsating...poisoned...
prevaricacious...pedantic...paradoxic...presbyopic...puckered...
polymorphic...papist...prodding...

...peni.

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#163318 - 04/24/06 06:31 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Quote:

Perhaps Gia could start a Recipe/Cooking Thread? Or post them here?

Here's my 10,000 Calorie Anti-Pasta Salad.

Romain Lettuce.
Green Pepper (Diced)
Black Olives.
Purple Onion
Cherry Tomatoes
Small thin slices of hard salami.
Small cubed ham (about 1/4" squares)
Small cubed pepperoni (about 1/4" squares)
Shredded Mozerella Cheese (lately I've been using a Kraft Five Cheese Italian Cheese, it's got Parmisian, Provolone, Mozerella and two other white cheese I can't recall)
Spanish Olives (thin sliced)
Banana Pepper Rings
Italian Dressing.


Mmmmmmm.

It's salad, it has to be good for you right?






you would need 10 lbs of that salad to equal 10,000 calories



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#163319 - 04/24/06 06:53 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Fuck I hate thread Hijackers...and CAOH is slaving away amongst the pallets of his local walmart and hasnt even seen this thread yet, and you pretentious fucks are debating "high end" groceries and Atkins Inspired Dietary Abominations. I have no desire to live past 45, the way I see it I have 6-1/2 years left to do everything I want, spend it all, and EAT whatever the fuck I want. The only reason I am in shape is I really have no choice...
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#163320 - 04/24/06 07:07 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Fuck Atkins. That guy's 1/2 informed.

I have a feeling the CAOH is a psychiatrist somewhere with leather high back chairs and dispensing his wisdom about pistoning peni to his female patients as he asks them to lay down on with their head falling upside down off the chaise lounge in his office for better analysis.

If he really is working in a warehouse and having his talent go unappreciated, I'm here for him. I love you, CAOH.
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#163321 - 04/24/06 07:13 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Avoid soy at all costs.




exactly. soy will eventually give you bitchtits and perhaps make you infertile.

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#163322 - 04/24/06 10:21 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Besides, hotter chicks frequent high-end grocery stores.




Single guys, listen to what the lady is saying!!!

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#163323 - 04/25/06 12:51 AM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
I think caoh needs a girlfriend if hes not already in a relationship


Edited by pris (04/25/06 12:53 AM)

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#163324 - 04/25/06 06:57 AM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
Quote:

I've a sad and irritating erection at this point. She still has the chance to turn back, but the pandemically pistoning peni are fast approaching.







Another classic CAOH post.

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#163325 - 04/26/06 08:40 PM Re: Open Message to Cumalloverher... CAOH...
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
Perhaps Gia could start a Recipe/Cooking Thread? Or post them here?

Here's my 10,000 Calorie Anti-Pasta Salad.

Romain Lettuce.
Green Pepper (Diced)
Black Olives.
Purple Onion
Cherry Tomatoes
Small thin slices of hard salami.
Small cubed ham (about 1/4" squares)
Small cubed pepperoni (about 1/4" squares)
Shredded Mozerella Cheese (lately I've been using a Kraft Five Cheese Italian Cheese, it's got Parmisian, Provolone, Mozerella and two other white cheese I can't recall)
Spanish Olives (thin sliced)
Banana Pepper Rings
Italian Dressing.


Mmmmmmm.

It's salad, it has to be good for you right?

yes, this is a good idea i think i love cooking

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