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Given recent events with myself and the girl I was chasing, Gia has just slid into Phlog's #1 spot. It would be kind of sad, but Gia looks really good in pictures so I don't feel entirely pathetic. Hell, my penis is downright ecstatic!

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Please elaborate. I understand the ecstatic penis, so no further explanation is required there, but flesh out "recent events" with the chased girl and what Gia Jordan is now #1 for and how the two relate. I'm not being a smartass. I never do that. I'm sincere and sincerely curious. It's like my Poppa told me when I was young, he'd say "Son, be curious. Investigate what's going on around you. Seek to know. Approach the world in such a manner and everything else will fall into place." I never knew what he meant by "everything else" and was to intimidated by Poppa to ask what that meant, but it sounded very good and practical.