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Please adverstise in my pointless, worthless magazine and I promise Ill get richer. As the owner of Adult Video news I will make sure that I hire as big of idiots as I can to help run and control every facet of my ridiculous magazine. Please be advised that X BIZ might be more informative and have more respect these days, but I stand by my picture and the desperate look on my face that screams "I need you to help me pretend to make a difference in porn!"

WHY do you have a hard-on for Paul?
Did he ditch you for another lover?