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Penthouse publicist Lainie Speiser writes: "Is Smelly Monkey an angry bitchy fag or another porno loser who is bitter and never gets laid? He’s not only bitter, but an idiot who knows nothing about porno or Penthouse."

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Oh shit now ive done it, ive finally crossed the wrong people, the almighty powerful people at penthouse which rank up there with the russian mafia and columbian children smugglers on the most feared list.

Look sweetie im just keeping it real, the talent of the penthouse pets is below average, photoshopped or not. 53% of the women in hollywood do nude and these girls aren't in the top 1% of those willing to expose themselves. If you put as much effort into doing your job as a publicist as you do commenting on me then maybe more then 8 people would show up to your pet of the year's birthday party, which is a direct reflection of your magazine and its readership.