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. She kicked ass and had some amazing one-liners and her feud with the Monkey was legendary. The Cage is a worse place without her around.

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Couldn't have said it better myself. She was a pleasure to talk to because she copuld actually think for herself, wasn't always catty with other chicks in the biz and seemed like one of us. Then of course the board ate her, it is what we are best at i guess. I am with Arab in feeling we lost a good one in Kami.

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I have mixed opinions here. Maybe they'd be different if I were here before she left.

On one hand, you have to give props to someone who holds their own on XPT, especially in the MC, especially a whore who is holding not only her words but body and work out for scrutiny. I've read her blog a few times and she can say some toweringly funny things--read the bit about porn titles shot during the "Quarantine."

She can also sound like a complete dolt. "ok i think I'm going to sue stophers pizza...sure this may not seem like a tragedy to you but iI use my mouth to make money, to by more stophers pizza, so I can make more money, oh wait that doesn't work..." Her little rant about not knowing how to open a checking account is almost too easy a target. And yes, the picture with the tiara is not at all flattering, it bespeaks someone whose weight may be prone to fluctuate significantly. The reasons behind that: I don't know.

Her weblog and non-smut stuff reminds be of Asia Carrera's website from 5 or 6 years ago. Asia was openly an admitted computer nerd, shunned the public, had to get loaded before award shows to overcome her perceived shortcomings. There's a similar dark undercurrent on her blog. I saw her on Saturday at the porn show...she had that look on her face like, "Oh, Hell! When will it end?"

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She can also sound like a complete dolt. "ok i think I'm going to sue stophers pizza...sure this may not seem like a tragedy to you but iI use my mouth to make money, to by more stophers pizza, so I can make more money, oh wait that doesn't work..." Her little rant about not knowing how to open a checking account is almost too easy a target. And yes, the picture with the tiara is not at all flattering, it bespeaks someone whose weight may be prone to fluctuate significantly. The reasons behind that: I don't know.

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She's admitted she needs to have the SEND button for posts tied to a breathalyzer.

The ADT post Random saw was that kind of this - post delete forget everything by morning.

While she was mod here she only tried to ban one person (de Burglar) while .

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She can also sound like a complete dolt. "ok i think I'm going to sue stophers pizza...sure this may not seem like a tragedy to you but iI use my mouth to make money, to by more stophers pizza, so I can make more money, oh wait that doesn't work..." Her little rant about not knowing how to open a checking account is almost too easy a target. And yes, the picture with the tiara is not at all flattering, it bespeaks someone whose weight may be prone to fluctuate significantly. The reasons behind that: I don't know.

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She's admitted she needs to have the SEND button for posts tied to a breathalyzer.

The ADT post Random saw was that kind of this - post delete forget everything by morning.

While she was mod here she only tried to ban one person (de Burglar) while .

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She can also sound like a complete dolt. "ok i think I'm going to sue stophers pizza...sure this may not seem like a tragedy to you but iI use my mouth to make money, to by more stophers pizza, so I can make more money, oh wait that doesn't work..." Her little rant about not knowing how to open a checking account is almost too easy a target. And yes, the picture with the tiara is not at all flattering, it bespeaks someone whose weight may be prone to fluctuate significantly. The reasons behind that: I don't know.

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She's admitted she needs to have the SEND button for posts tied to a breathalyzer.

The ADT post Random saw was that kind of this - post delete forget everything by morning.

While she was mod here she only tried to ban one person (de Burglar) while .

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She can also sound like a complete dolt. "ok i think I'm going to sue stophers pizza...sure this may not seem like a tragedy to you but iI use my mouth to make money, to by more stophers pizza, so I can make more money, oh wait that doesn't work..." Her little rant about not knowing how to open a checking account is almost too easy a target. And yes, the picture with the tiara is not at all flattering, it bespeaks someone whose weight may be prone to fluctuate significantly. The reasons behind that: I don't know.

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She's admitted she needs to have the SEND button for posts tied to a breathalyzer.

The ADT post Random saw was that kind of this - post delete forget everything by morning.

While she was mod here she only tried to ban one person (de Burglar) while .

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god, banning people is so astoundingly gay. not being able to control what you type when you're drunk is pretty awful too; i just imagine drooling, grinning losers chickenpecking in a silent room and occasionally exploding in a series of guffaws.

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I think Jeff, Malice or Monkey would have to explain what the fuck happened between Kami and XPT. I'm certain it has nothing to do with any pressure put on her by the other place.

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You would be wrong.Fuck her,shes a trader.

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Can she hook me up with some good semiconductor chips?

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I think that once the business about her forehead began (which, I'm proud to say, I took no part in) her time here was ticking.
Agreed!
It's a shame we lost her.
Maybe some of the posters who were slagging her should be posting on a Gayporn forum instead of XPT the way they've been driving all the talent outta here.

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Cobalt60 illustrates the adage often found covered in dust and nicotine behind hole in the wall bars: "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"

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That's what just happened to me with the Arab, and the general mewling and I wasn't sure how to express it without sounding as sensitive as I feel right now. I need a hug.

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Why Did Kami Andrews Quit XPT?

"I quit xpt when I changed a lot of things in my life, the biggest thing my pride, coochie had slayed me and I couldn't take it anymore. I quit both boards at the same time because I was trying to make some serious life changes, one of which was quitting speed and I just changed everything, the people I hang out with, my computer habits, everything. Then, after a month, when I started posting again, I just went back to ADT because Jeff had freaked out on me when I quit."

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The whores will always be turned on and driven off in the end. It's only a matter of time. It happened to Kami, it happened to Gen, it's starting to on Blue. How long before even sweet, sweet Gia hears the shot clock horn go off and the firing to commence?

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The whores will always be turned on and driven off in the end. It's only a matter of time. It happened to Kami, it happened to Gen, it's starting to on Blue. How long before even sweet, sweet Gia hears the shot clock horn go off and the firing to commence?

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The whores will always be turned on and driven off in the end. It's only a matter of time. It happened to Kami, it happened to Gen, it's starting to on Blue. How long before even sweet, sweet Gia hears the shot clock horn go off and the firing to commence?

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I remember getting a very weird and honest PM from her before she left. Which was strange in itself considering kami and myself didn't really get along, my brutal honesty and her brutal appearance didn't allow our personalities to click i guess, having said that I don't think anything posted here to or about her was the reason she left. It was something else.

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move along people, whores are made and broken every day

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I think this was gameover for her. I mean when the lollipops look more desirable than the whore

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Shes in porn, and if she was just an annonymous poster I wouldve had no problems. I have problems with ugly bitches in Porn such as Kami, Padova, Lisa-Paint a Bullseye on her stomach and throw darts-sparxxx.

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Why would that possibly matter? Explain to me how this made xpt such a better place. Kami was brutally honest and funny. If you want to direct that toward Padova's next Wikipedia plagiarism to show how smart she is, feel free, but Kami was the anti-Gen.

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...but this is a porn board that is seriously LACKING in female posters and input...and while porn chicks can and do get themselves into hillarious shit through their behavior and attitudes/outlook on life, that is precisely the point. It's entertaining and sometimes sexy even...

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Burg, that's like implementing affirmative action for xpt posters. It takes a certain person to fling shit in the Cage, understand satire, and be quick on the critique and not be thinned out by the herd. A solid poster is a solid poster- female or not. If there aren't more female posters or porn chicks here, don't see it as a void. This isn't ADT where we have to side step around the little ladies so that they'll stay in.


Then there's the case of how I've tried and still try to get my fellow pornstars (are there really stars anymore) to join XPT, but they seem to fizzle out after 1 post. Why? Because most girl in general aren't into the computer enough beyond basic communication and checking a box on their myspace.

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I remember getting a very weird and honest PM from her before she left. Which was strange in itself considering kami and myself didn't really get along, my brutal honesty and her brutal appearance didn't allow our personalities to click i guess, having said that I don't think anything posted here to or about her was the reason she left. It was something else.

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it's a shame when chronic speed abuse is coupled with brief bouts of literacy. too bad her only enduring skill was taking loads to the face, a credible 'skill' for all comatose vegatative people. i'm sorry, "ATTITUDE" isn't going to make her tits any better or her stomach less fat or her face less gross. move along people, whores are made and broken every day

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Does it matter that they have nothing to contribute? This home schooled ninny from Portland "fucking" Oregon is definitely getting a free ride.

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Burg, that's like implementing affirmative action for xpt posters. It takes a certain person to fling shit in the Cage, understand satire, and be quick on the critique and not be thinned out by the herd. A solid poster is a solid poster- female or not. If there aren't more female posters or porn chicks here, don't see it as a void. This isn't ADT where we have to side step around the little ladies so that they'll stay in.

Then there's the case of how I've tried and still try to get my fellow pornstars (are there really stars anymore) to join XPT, but they seem to fizzle out after 1 post. Why? Because most girl in general aren't into the computer enough beyond basic communication and checking a box on their myspace.

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Excellent point Gia. Burg, you keep hearkening back to this mantra about "hot female" posters on XXXPT and how they are to be treated as precious cargo. Talk about a campaign for the homogeneous.

Does it matter that they have nothing to contribute? This home schooled ninny from Portland "fucking" Oregon is definitely getting a free ride. (Is that supposed to be like Taylor "MF" Rain?) Her vapid commentary combined with her apparent need to chip 2 cents in on EVERY topic rings of the "poster who's name is no longer spoken in the cage" (hint - cleaning up in the XXXPT most hated poll.)

Gia's posts are always good, as were many of Kami's. Above all they were entertaining. I hope that criteria retains it's priority over the female posters level of hotness.

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Ok, dude, what the fuck is your problem? YESSSSS, hot fucking chicks are to be treated like precious cargo... I have a great deal of respect and interest in James, Arab, Monkey's and a lot of other dude's posts, but I sure as shit do not jerk off to them.

THIS IS A PORN BOARD...XPT....and Yes, Gia is the gold standard, HOTT and Brainy, which therefore makes for the best of all worlds...her interesting posts are a true luxury it seems, plus she can be totally filthy and debauched too. But it wont be long before some dickhead attacks her too...hell even when she first joined I thought of testing her threshold with some good natured ribbing, but I am glad I didnt. But, whether a chick has "something to contribute" is a completely useless abstract...If Cindy Crawford shows up and types LOL a lot, some one might call that contributing, and if she does it in the cage, then some of us might call that lunch. I dont even know what the fuck I am arguing for except I DO NOT agree that we are better off without Kami..I have not lost sleep or cried because Kami left (like I would if Gia left or was run off) but for fucks sake, I do not need the same 9-10 dudes responding to my posts or creating new ones. There are other chicks out there who are in Gia's league, they just havent bothered (or are too afraid.) Ah screw it....


The cage is fair play...a game reserve if you will...say what you want there, but to follow a chick around the whole Board is fucking weird...especially if it is just to make fun of her Forehead


And the supposed Ninny from Portland Oregon does contribute a lot, and more like her would also be a welcome addition. She too is exceptional, her only drawback is she is young and is learning to focus her anger and scathing wit...I dont Agree with Cassandra targetting Bambi in Talent For hire for instance, that is really not too cool, but her other barbs peppered throughout the cage and elsewhere are spot on...

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ChickenMaster? You've got to be someone that's been around for awhile...

Anyway, there's no badge of fucking honor to find twenty ways to say "u r ugly" (thirty, maybe...) The original "Grant Loves Kami" thread is just that, over and over. I either wasn't here or wasn't reading, but Coochie, you want to call me a pussy now for thinking it's stupid? That shit is about one degree higher than that fucking bloodblister Mike Meatmaster aims. There was no money-shot meltdown, no Brazzle-like disintegration, no Gypsyesque cry for support from fellow trogs--not even a response.

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Excellent point Gia. Burg, you keep hearkening back to this mantra about "hot female" posters on XXXPT and how they are to be treated as precious cargo. Talk about a campaign for the homogeneous.

Does it matter that they have nothing to contribute? This home schooled ninny from Portland "fucking" Oregon is definitely getting a free ride. (Is that supposed to be like Taylor "MF" Rain?) Her vapid commentary combined with her apparent need to chip 2 cents in on EVERY topic rings of the "poster who's name is no longer spoken in the cage" (hint - cleaning up in the XXXPT most hated poll.)

Gia's posts are always good, as were many of Kami's. Above all they were entertaining. I hope that criteria retains it's priority over the female posters level of hotness.

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I either wasn't here or wasn't reading, but Coochie, you want to call me a pussy now for thinking it's stupid? That shit is about one degree higher than that fucking bloodblister Mike Meatmaster aims. There was no money-shot meltdown, no Brazzle-like disintegration, no Gypsyesque cry for support from fellow trogs--not even a response.

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she didn't use the place as a personal press, release and would post in threads that weren't related to her, which is really only practiced by gia these days anywhere. more importantly, she also tended to start forest-fires saying things she probably shouldn't in public. we used to be that public, i like being showered with dirt.


remember her and Jenna jameson scratching each other's eyes out? i come here for entertainment, that was one of the most entertaining episodes in the history of the site.

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Wheres Kami these days? Has she graduated to beastiality yet?

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Hey i dont recall hounding the hoe anywhere other than the Cage. If i did I sincerely apologize to all of you guys that want to star in Van Helsing 2 with Kami Besides do you guys really believe for one moment I was the cause for that bitch to leave? She left because she was an xpt traitor and got into it with the upper echelon here on the board. Shes a backstabbing ass bitch and if she came back id be more than happy to jack the ripper her again. Wheres Kami these days? Has she graduated to beastiality yet?


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Yeah , I really don't get the whole kamis posts were great bit. I can't remember anything interesting or entertaining that she posted, she had a mini feud with jenna for like 10 minutes other then that she was pretty much posting the same stuff da burg is now (no offense) and lots of images of herself (yack). To each their own i guess, be nice for some peeps to post some of their favorite kami threads because for the life of me i can't remember any.





Dear lord, this must of been the time lex hired kami to kidnap goat lawyers family so hed misrepresent me in the monkey v lex case.

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Will lay waste to Mark Kernes at later date. But right now, Heidi should take the honorable way out and remove herself from the position of XRCO "Heart-On" Girl at this year's event. Considering that the spot was once filled by the lusty likes of Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, Jeanette Littledove, Angela Baron and Tami Monroe, the well-meaning gesture by the way too good-"heart"ed Dirty Bob, was tragically ill-conceived. Although I realize that Mackenzie Lee was brought in bolster the ranks, TWO "Heart-On" Girls is ONE too many, unless the ladies are twins...and not in the Schwarzenegger/DeVito sense of the relationship. Of course if derision was the intended outcome,then Heidi is richly encouraged to put her best hoof forward.

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actually heidi and i were friends. as i have many friends in the industry. i would never cheat on kami and respected her beyond belief. the whole story is so misconscrewed to make it seem one sided. I prefer to let it go away rather then feed into the drama.

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Youre fat, shes ugly, who cares?.


Monkey's fantasy
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wait i'm not fat! I'm big boned! well yeah I'm fat. sheesh, even someone loved rosanne. maybe I can find a nice tom arnold in a female form.

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