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#148994 - 02/26/06 03:16 AM
Re: It's a joke right Burg? Burg...[shake] Burg!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loop, that doll's fucking awesome.
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#148999 - 02/26/06 04:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Willie, nooooo cheeseburger before bed. That's just the alcohol talking. Be strong.
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#149001 - 02/26/06 04:37 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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#149002 - 02/26/06 04:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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The woolest? I'm your little lamb.
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#149004 - 02/26/06 04:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Damnit!!! You're not staying on XPT time, damnit, Emergency 51.
 
Yweah, youire little phuxking joke, likea I give a phuck. my back hutrrs lkike ryan knox's asshoel. i just tunrnd 36, 9i radersderve a breask,.
laest I can spell when I'm sober= a fuck it
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#149005 - 02/26/06 05:02 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#149009 - 02/26/06 10:03 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Intoxication
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#149011 - 02/26/06 12:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I thought I'd typed drunk before but I was wrong. This puts the stuff I've done to shame.
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#149013 - 02/26/06 01:31 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/20/05
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Wow, that's erotically disturbing..is that wrong to say? Haha
Xo christie lee
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#149015 - 02/26/06 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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is "prop meat" the guy who has to finish woodless ryan knox's scenes for him?
o you think ac would eat "prop meat" so quickly he wouldn't know it's rubber or whatnot?
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#149016 - 02/26/06 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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haha you know what? A friend of mine actually tried to eat it.. as a dare. It was hilarious. It's like those foamy rubber stress balls- except it's a little harder.
I really want to replace it with real meat, then get million of little ants to eat it. I'd stuff meat even on the inside and call it "the meat puppet". I think watching it getting eaten "alive" would be very special.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#149017 - 02/26/06 02:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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how much was he able to eat? did he just start hurling fake meat up immediately afterwards like ryan knox vomits cum after his "privates"?
that would be the worst emergency-room visit ever, just trying to explain "i tried to eat a 14-ounce ribeye made of rubber"
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#149018 - 02/26/06 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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He put a big chunk of it in his mouth, chewed for a while (the whole time he looked like he couldn't breath), then he stopped- motioned for us to get out of his way and.. i believe, vomited the contents out.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#149019 - 02/26/06 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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jeff-are you listening? prop meat produces vomiting far less-circuitously than hiring male talent to "hatefully throatfuck"(simp, 2003) female talent if that's the desired result.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#149020 - 02/26/06 04:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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I am up in the beautiful, semi-pristine environment of Northern California...Ukiah to be exact.... where everyone is soooo nice, smokes a lot of d*pe, and has 1960s Values combined with year 2006 technology... the chicks up here are HOT, Healthy, NATURALLY beautiful, and Laid back .... My uncle's house is on a mountain with a STEEP awesome hill that will give me a kickass workout everymorning....at night there isnt much to do up here except smoke, fuck and get online....I could get used to this. So anyway, I passed out last night before I saw this thread....sorry willie, I would have loved drawing you out during your bender...honestly, I am the master at posting while intoxicated....not only do you people never know when I am truly blitzed, but you ALSO dont know blitzed on WHAT exactly.... Am I proud of this? My ability to construct, and elaborate upon, entertaining and meaningful posts in various stages of intoxication? You bet your ass I am.... So willie, TRY and remember what the meaning of the title to this thread was...as a friend, I am PROUD that, in your drunken state, I was in your thoughts as a source of amusement....Now can I come down to Phoenix for a couple days, and get us arrested with hookers outside Jenna's Club? I want to pee in her parking lot....no one ever arrests a cripple for peeing in public... Quote:
Wow, that's erotically disturbing..is that wrong to say? Haha
Xo christie lee
*gasp* *shock* *wheeze* Is CHRISTIE REALLY BACK?!?!?!?!?! Please tell me this post isnt just a fleeting wisp of Ballpark Wieners/Hot Dogs Microwaving on a Sunday Afternoon, just before the ends are cut off and admired before being eaten... 
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#149022 - 02/26/06 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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The idea was a combination of two things that you love: cocksockets and meat. By combining the two I was able to end with a meat-puppet. The next goal will be to stuff real meat around and inside the doll and invite ants to feast.
I hope you can share in my delight.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#149023 - 02/26/06 07:29 PM
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#149024 - 02/26/06 07:35 PM
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Nice touch with the finger, too.... 
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