i'm still convinced "pris" is the greatest joke ever played on humanity.
garfield's not real, he's grant michaels when he's between cycles of the juice and doesn't feel himself. kinda like the incredible hulk, the difference being garfield's a little more practiced at shaping ape-hoots and grunts into semi-recognizable speech patterns.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits