These buttocks merrit our attention. Can you imagine going behind her, getting on your knees, peeling her ass cheeks open and then inhaling a loud wet fart coming out of the bowls of her stomach... ending with a whistly "peeeep" sound (so that the end result sounds like the crackling of a whip in muddy waters)?
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.