19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614093 Posts
Max Online: 788 @ 09/28/24 10:05 AM
|
|
|
#137785 - 01/04/06 11:11 PM
Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
|
Monstar:
1) You seem to fall in love at least semi-regularly with porn chicks, and that's cool, I can see how after getting to know the girls you could move past the whole "they have sex for money" thing. But my question is, okay you can still love chicks who have sex in front of a camera, but what about the porn girls who escort? Do you draw the line at escorting?
2) You seem to worship Stormy as a goddess. Once again, that's cool, whatever. However, if I knew a girl who I loved was making sex flicks, I'd be watching those movies and jerking it. Do you jerk it to Stormy's movies? Or would you find this disgusting?
Da Burglar:
I know a lot of people when arguing with you dis you for being a loser who spends too much time on a porn board, but I reckon you're just really rich... I mean you went to Harvard, you're always traveling (indicating $$$) and you do seem to have a lot of free time. So my question is, how'd you make your money money money?
Gia Jordan:
1) I picked up a beautiful 18 year old chick on Saturday arvo and had sex with her (i'm only 21 so I'm not boasting like a man having his midlife crisis) and despite her having an awesome body she was somewhat insecure it... she wanted the lights off and wouldn't let me "lick it". My question is not how to make her more comfortable, I know that will come in time, but instead I want to know if you were ever shy and uncomfortable about your body? I mean nowadays you take cock in the ass on film in front of people so it's hard to believe, but were you ever a bashful young lass?
2) After the whole Ryan Knox blowup over the last few days, would you be more or less likely to be with him in a scene?
3) Can you please post a picture of your feet?
ChickenMaster:
What do you study at school? The thought of you getting an education on the one hand scares me and on the other excites me, should I be looking forward to a bloody revolution when you graduate?
Jamesn:
1) Are there any porn chicks you find attractive?
2) Can you please write a book? I want to buy it.
Gen Padova:
You are constantly dissed here, what is it that keeps you coming back? Don't get me wrong, I actually like most of your posts, but damn you must be a masochist.
Smutmutant:
You must watch a lot of porn... do you ever get laid? (Not a diss).
Smelly Monkey:
1) Are you really a girl?
2) Why do you always put a fullstop after a question mark? Like this: ?.
3) Do you ever feel your talents are wasted here?
4) If you could kill anyone in the world, who would it be?
Smiling Arab:
1) Are you in your late thirties/early forties, with a wife and 2 kids, living the American dream with a successful law practice yet still finding yourself turning to drugs and alcohol to get by?
2) What would your version of utopia be?
Bishop:
You're fucking cool and I support you in your quest for modship, especially if your first act is to ban renfield.
1) After reading your posts, I was like "damn this dude is funny." However I realised that now that you have a personality to me, I could never watch a scene with you in it, cos that'd be gross.
There's no question here.
Willie D:
I have no question for you, but I didn't want to leave you off the list cos you're cool and all.
Tony Malice/Jeff Steward:
Do you hate women or just disrespect them on a fundamental level?
Luke Ford:
Is your site your only source of income? Cos if so holy shit dude how do you get by?
Gypsy:
Did Smiling Arab really kill you?
Courtney Cummz:
why???
Okay that's it, feel free to answer/not answer as you wish, and indeed to answer other peoples questions if you choose.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#137786 - 01/04/06 11:17 PM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#137787 - 01/04/06 11:21 PM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
|
Quote:
ChickenMaster:
What do you study at school? The thought of you getting an education on the one hand scares me and on the other excites me, should I be looking forward to a bloody revolution when you graduate?
Psychology and I'm taking a break for a little bit. Not that it has anything to do with revolutions. Secular education is a tool for molding so most people that consider themselves highly educated are sheep. Most educated people have little in the way of reasoning as well due to their judgment being clouded by the certainty of there own intelligence. It's always the common uneducated ones that you should be wary of because they speak in the people's voice and everything they have learned comes from a dynamic source unlike their malleable “book smart†brothers.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#137789 - 01/04/06 11:54 PM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
|
Valid Questions! Quote:
Monstar:
1) You seem to fall in love at least semi-regularly with porn chicks, and that's cool, I can see how after getting to know the girls you could move past the whole "they have sex for money" thing. But my question is, okay you can still love chicks who have sex in front of a camera, but what about the porn girls who escort? Do you draw the line at escorting?
You know I just had this conversation with a couple of people which leads me to ask "are you someone I know?"
aside from that, YES, I do draw the line at escorting. I can deal with a girl being a porn star, but tricking, I can not.
Weird to some, I know. But that's how I feel. And i think it goes a little further than that....
I joke about only banging contract stars, but take our beloved princess for example, She only does a few movies a year. And then only works with a select few doods.
I can deal with that type of situation. I don't think i can deal with a girl taking a fire hydrant up the ass on a daily basis. Let alone by random doods off the street. But that’s just me.
And a slight correction, I have never fallen in love with any porn chix.
Quote:
2) You seem to worship Stormy as a goddess. Once again, that's cool, whatever. However, if I knew a girl who I loved was making sex flicks, I'd be watching those movies and jerking it. Do you jerk it to Stormy's movies? Or would you find this disgusting?
No. I don't jerk to her flix, nor do I find it disgusting..
BUT that is kinda the bane of my existence. It applies to a lot of the girls in the business.
I may think they are hot and handle biz-ness, but once I get to know them, the fantasy aspect is gone. So their dvds end up in a pile. No Jerking there.
and while i'm here, I love the princess but I don't love her, ya dig. She is just the koolest. I accept that i am pretty wacky and we get along like that. she's just as kool and has gone to bat for me, regardless of me writing about her or not.
I have met some girls who are my best friends when they need something but as soon as i am not needed, my phone stops ringing.
The blonde one has been solid, since day 1, while many another has come and gone.
….and trust me, I have taken notes.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#137790 - 01/05/06 12:07 AM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
|
eddie-that's very kind. i've done some writing but mostly for shitass financial rags.
i think jennifer stone and simony diamond are both very, very pretty. i'm a bit hitched myself, but those two have two thumbs up otherwise.
and harvard's just a promise of more work to keep up lust for white goods.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#137792 - 01/05/06 09:40 AM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
|
Quote:
Quote:
Da Burglar:
I know a lot of people when arguing with you dis you for being a loser who spends too much time on a porn board, but I reckon you're just really rich...
...I think I have just been called a "Loser...who spends too much time on a porn board...." 
Quote:
I mean you went to Harvard, you're always traveling (indicating $$$) and you do seem to have a lot of free time. So my question is, how'd you make your money money money?
I am Abe Froman, "The Sausage King of Chicago..."
...seriously dude, you with the IRS? LOOK, LAUNDER-SCHMAUNDER....I had NO IDEA that Island still belonged to the people of Madagascar, HONEST, cross my heart and hope to die....
Ya know Burg, I just checked out Abe's site - it's hilarious. Well done.
All about me!
If I had a dollar for every time someone said to me, "Abe, just how did you become the most successful sausage supplier in Chicago, if not the World?", then I'd have a million dollars more than I've already got.
Well, I can't pretend it was easy. There were hard times, let me tell you. But what I always say is this: "If you wanna make sausage, you gotta have balls".
Of course, since my operation, I have just one testicle, but I don't let that get me down. As I say to Mrs Abe Froeman all the time, "since that operation I've been having a ball!"
She always laughs and tells me that she'd rather have one Frank with one bean, than two beans and no Frank.
Of course she was a virgin when we married, and I have no idea who this Frank guy is, but the important thing is that we can laugh about it. Humour is as important in a relationship as it is in business. And life.
From his product descriptions:
Regular Sausage, still linked together like nature intended. Low sawdust content allows space for more gristle and fat!
Have you tasted the King's secret recipie yet? There has never been a better time to eat my sausage!
_________________________
You're all still alive?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#137794 - 01/05/06 11:12 AM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
|
Quote:
If you mean "charge desperate people ridiculous sums for doing nothing at all," Amedica has been vedy vedy good to me.
Moises, I'm glad you found some gainful employment after being bounced from the Cubs for pissing on your hands to avoid wearing batting gloves.
 
Viva la Bartman!!!!
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#137796 - 01/06/06 12:12 AM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
|
keep the responses coming, yo.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#137801 - 04/16/07 08:45 PM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
|
Deserves a bump.
_________________________
"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#137803 - 04/16/07 08:59 PM
Re: Some questions for XPT's regular posters.
|
Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
|
Padova's cool people, and I'm glad to see her back.
_________________________
"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
417
Guests and
2
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index
