Jesus Christ, Skeeter was going completely nuts:


Luke Ford

Comments: THE ULTIMATE ITALIAN CHECKS IN

He looks like that character from "Orgazmo"

"I am...Sancho"

"Yes, but what experience do you have?"

"I am Sancho!"
Posted by Super Dave at June 20, 2003 09:02 AM

You really have to be fucking kidding me. I got beat out of a BDSM press release by Rocky Balboa? WTF?

Where's my cat o' nine.....
Posted by Wolf at June 20, 2003 01:21 PM

HOLY SHIT DOES THAT DUDE HAVE A NOSE OR WHAT!!!

DAMN!! He can smell shit before you step in it!
Posted by Mickey at June 20, 2003 08:41 PM

I wish I could have a picture of me and a girl together, I cannot even get that! Fuck all of you! Fuck your success, fuck the fun you all have.
I want more out of life.SM2003.
Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 09:28 PM

Who the fuck cares about this greaser wop cocksucker?
Posted by Ethnic Cleanser at June 21, 2003 01:01 AM

LOL, i am starting to like the fake smelly monkey. he kinda grows on you after a while. Projection is a horrible thing. I feel like we should have a robin williams/ matt damon good will hunting moment. Where i keep repeating, "its not your fault" until you break down crying and hug me as you come to terms with the fact it isn't your fault. We could do that right now if you like??. (smelly monkey opens his arms and blurts out" fake smelly monkey. (slight pause) Its Not your Fault!!)
Posted by smelly monkey at June 21, 2003 05:32 AM

I wish I could get laid I'm a fat loser who can not find me dick I have not gotton laid since high school, can some tell me how it feels. All I have is my blow up doll and she popped since I put so much weight on her I am a fat slob with a short dick........ sm2003
Posted by smelly monkey at June 21, 2003 08:00 AM

Who's the babe in this one. Is she a pornstar?
Posted by Nick at June 22, 2003 06:35 AM